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Donald Trump has named Grand Moff Tarkin as ambassador to Alderaan.

Who said anything about Trump

Jerry: I'm in Nosferatu's thrall. George: You're in his thrall? Jerry: I'm in his thrall! George: Get out of his thrall. Jerry: You can't get out of a thrall. That's the thing with a thrall! You're never through with the thrall! KRAMER BARGES IN Kramer: Well, I got the plague!

Bram Stoker’s estate in 1922:

These arm gestures are not the same so stop playing in our face. -Kamala raises her arm while talking -He hits his chest and salutes 2x

Elon Musk is a terrible president.

Gamers getting all bent out of shape about reviews is objectively hilarious. "ThEy GoT pAiD tO wRiTe ThAt" like no shit dude, that's how jobs work

Hey @ElonMusk, when you finally get the nerve to climb into a rocket ship, come talk to the three of us.

JD Vance wouldn’t last a fucking minute here

Went to the Horror Realm convention today and got to meet fellow Tom Atkins appreciator Diana “Darcy the Mail Girl” Prince 🤠💌!

FWEAKING AWSUM SPWEECH MISTOW PWESIDENT

Get in loser, we're tanking the economy

Where shopping costs you an arm and a leg. On this day in 1986: CHOPPING MALL, starring Barbara Crampton, was released. "Thank you. Have a nice day."

I don’t think there’s ever been a more appropriate time for this in the six years of its existence

So let me get this straight—Trump hit places with NO people and NO trade with the U.S. with tariffs… and it’s literally just penguins out there? PENGUINS???

MAGA be like

The old preacher told him to use a cross, but instead the dude grabbed a gun. Classic maneuver! #TheLastDriveIn