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Stanton rounding third

Failing to properly punish the Confederacy

An old man who lived on a boat spent his last days frigid & deprived of his heart meds because he smoked pot in 1984 i.e. before Stephen Miller was born. He'd been in Florida since 1966 i.e. before Netanyahu moved to "Israel"

And absolutely nothing will ever come of it, just like all the other horseshit going on down there

For a microsecond after the Epstein thing I thought Trump might face a rebellion that forced him to realize he empowered dark forces he cannot control. Then I remembered what a bunch of bootlickers and toadies Americans are as a people despite all our bullshit cowboy propaganda

Hilarious if Trump tries to fire Jerome and he’s just like nah I don’t think so and throws keys to the money printer into Potomac

Patients will die so Houston's repulsive Avignon papacy of corporate fraud can live

Making Insider Trading great again

It’s been said before but it’s still really funny that a country of people with some of the easiest lives on earth voted to elect the candidate that ran on shutting down all the universities and work from home jobs to send everyone back into the coal mines

Howard Lutnick's investment bank Cantor Fitzgerald is offering to buy the right to businesses tariff refunds, basically betting that the courts will overturn the tariffs.

People think I’m in the bag for pltfs in bankruptcy so here’s some evenhanded criticism: at the 7/17 J+J MDL hrg pltf counsel says Lopez is not an “idiot” or “potted plant.” I mean that’s clearly ridiculous and contrary to the record. Credibility gone

on the phone with the insurance company trying to figure out what the $286,349 charge on my bill that's coded "HPKB" is, and finally the fifth person i'm transferred to informs me it's for "horse playing keyboard"

This is what they took from us

Whatever is in the Epstein Files is what boomers fear the most. So maybe it's just a note that says 'you're not special.'

Seriously tho I am always thrilled that distressed is such a young man’s game - keeps it fun for us old hands and allows us to act the wise veteran when, like the market, we have really learned nothing from 2001, 2008, 2015, 2020…