Spanky the Wonder Squirrel 🇺🇸 (@dave96402973) 's Twitter Profile
Spanky the Wonder Squirrel 🇺🇸

@dave96402973

Cancer survivor. MBA, Indiana University. Two degrees from Kevin Bacon. Cub fan. Defund NPR. Defund PBS.

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calendar_today03-08-2017 19:32:18

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The Drunk Republican (@drunkrepub) 's Twitter Profile Photo

To my liberal friends who are terrified by what they’ve seen during Trump’s first two weeks: Congratulations! Now you know how conservatives have felt for the last, I dunno, 40 years? Fired. Harassed. Assaulted. We caught all the smoke. Hell, you normalized calling people who

Benny Johnson (@bennyjohnson) 's Twitter Profile Photo

This is hands down the HARDEST beatdown of the Democrat party I have ever seen.. WATCH: “You will never win another political race again.”

Cynical Publius (@cynicalpublius) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I thought it would be useful to objectively lay out what the current platform is of the Democrat Party, based on their own words and actions. Their platform currently stands on ten tenets: 1. Resist all efforts to reduce the size, scope and power of the unelected federal

Wall Street Apes (@wallstreetapes) 's Twitter Profile Photo

1) 1996 Nancy Pelosi encourages all of Congress to back reciprocal tariffs 2) 2008 Bernie Sanders wants tariffs, says jobs are going overseas 3) 2018 Barack Obama calls for reciprocal tariffs 4) 1988 Donald Trump says foreign countries must pay tariffs Only 1 hasn’t sold out

Veni Vidi Vici (@rlk59jr) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Ok. THIS insanity has to stop. Right. Now. 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ Liberal outlets say dogs are actually bad for the environment foxnews.com/media/liberal-…

Beth Bourne (@bourne_beth2345) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Today at the Boston Marathon, a man pretending to be a woman, Robert “Riya” Young finished in a time of 4:14:46 in the Female 55-60 division. Why do you think he enjoys wearing a sexy, bumblebee costume when he competes? As my friend Allie Snyder, a.k.a. Rosie the RivetTERF often says, “Trans is a

Today at the <a href="/bostonmarathon/">Boston Marathon</a>, a man pretending to be a woman, Robert “Riya” Young finished in a time of 4:14:46 in the Female 55-60 division. 

Why do you think he enjoys wearing a sexy, bumblebee costume when he competes?

As my friend <a href="/SnydeNotSnarky/">Allie Snyder, a.k.a. Rosie the RivetTERF</a> often says, “Trans is a
NewbombTurk (🇮🇱) (@burnfbdown) 's Twitter Profile Photo

ABC 7 Chicago For those who think IL Governor JB Pritzker is going to be the 2028 Democrat Candidate, I have a list you need to read. These are all the taxes ILLINOIS Residents pay, a fair number of which not only did Pritzker implement, he jacked the rest up SKY HIGH, like our Gas Taxes, Property

Spanky the Wonder Squirrel 🇺🇸 (@dave96402973) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I received a Spring newsletter from my urologist. Weird enough on its own, but the message pretty much says “Spring is finally here! Celebrate with a vasectomy!”

I received a Spring newsletter from my urologist. Weird enough on its own, but the message pretty much says “Spring is finally here! Celebrate with a vasectomy!”
Jen (@illinijen) 's Twitter Profile Photo

.Governor JB Pritzker’s budget plan: Step 1: Spend recklessly Step 2: Hike taxes ($110B since 2009) Step 3: Demand another $2.7B in new taxes Step 4: Blame #Trump Step 5: Run for president #Illinois #NeverPresident #Pritzker #TaxedToDeath

.<a href="/GovPritzker/">Governor JB Pritzker</a>’s budget plan:
Step 1: Spend recklessly
Step 2: Hike taxes ($110B since 2009)
Step 3: Demand another $2.7B in new taxes
Step 4: Blame #Trump 
Step 5: Run for president

#Illinois #NeverPresident #Pritzker #TaxedToDeath
Governor JB Pricker (@godpricker) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Pritzker’s Illinois Gouging The PIG Act of 2025 will be the over 1 billion dollar tax increase on Illinoisans with our new bloated budget!

Pritzker’s 
Illinois
Gouging 

The PIG Act of 2025 will be the over 1 billion dollar tax increase on Illinoisans with our new bloated budget!
Bugman Hegel (@fedpoasting) 's Twitter Profile Photo

We aren’t allowed to assimilate them. We aren’t allowed to make them speak our language. We aren’t allowed to hold them to the same standards of citizens and expect a baseline level of decorum or responsibility. We aren’t allowed to criticize their quasi-balkanization and

JB 🇺🇸 (@barkosbite) 's Twitter Profile Photo

JB Pritzker regularly attacks his parody account. Let’s get it going to make this Communist jag Pritzker look like the fool he is. #Illinois

Robby Starbuck (@robbystarbuck) 's Twitter Profile Photo

6 straight minutes of CNN admitting that right now, President Trump is winning and Democrats are in big, big trouble. A segment like this would have been totally unthinkable in 2016-2020.