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Trump and Kanye are back and yet somehow @mrdavehill is still blocked

The NHL is proud to support this past weekend's Team Trans Draft Tournament in Middleton, Wisconsin. This was the first tournament comprised entirely of transgender and nonbinary players, with around 80 folks participating! #HockeyIsForEveryone #NHLPride

Congratulations Team USA on another great week of mass shootings.

Tom Brady is a knob and football is a dumb sport. Fight me.

Not to brag, but I have always thought Kanye West totally sucks.

I would thrive in the NFL. Passing, catching, running, dominating. Giselle Bundchen would ask to marry me and I would respectfully say “Not now” on account of all the sex I’d be having with fans.

I’ve 100% gotten out of reggae what I put into it. Thank you.

At Newark airport. Straight up porking outside Cinnabon like a sailor on leave.

One of my favorite things to do is eat a ton of pizza and then talk about how much pizza I ate and then get up to some porking. That’s three things but also not really.

If you can’t walk in your shoes without making a lot of noise, you probably should stop wearing those shoes. There- I said it. I’m a bitch but this bitch is right.

Flying Comfort Plus on Delta today. Yeah I can board early but I’ll probably hang back anyway cuz I’m super chill and also have a large penis.

#SanFrancisco I’m headed to SF Sketchfest Feb 3-4 and I’m making it everyone else’s problem! Stoked to perform with DALIA MALEK ☥ and Chad Opitz and Dave Hill Burner Account! Tickets on the Sketchfest site!

Don't miss Michael Kosta Dave Hill Burner Account Charles McBee Casey Balsham & more tonight on our 8:30PM! newyorkcomedyclub.com/events/michael…

I have classified materials. In my pants.

DO YOU HAVE YOUR INTERRUPTION SHOW TICKETS FOR THIS WEEKEND AT SF Sketchfest? 🛎️ 🛎️ 🛎️ DALIA MALEK ☥ Alex Falcone Dave Hill Burner Account Virginia Jones 🧛‍♀️ Ⓥ Natalie McGill Mic Nguyen Chad Opitz 🛎️ 🛎️ 🛎️ GET EM HERE: sfsketchfest2023.sched.com/event/qEOG/int…

Views from the green room of a lovely sold out Interruption Show at SF Sketchfest! 🛎️ 📸 Natalie McGill

I'm playing three shows this week with the amazing and hilarious Dave Hill Burner Account: Thursday & Friday in Brookline, Saturday in Worcester. Tickets at davehillonline.com/live

Woah, Dave Hill's 'Pride Of Cleveland' special is on YouTube in its entirety! This is a lot of fun, with plenty of "ripping solos" Dave Hill Burner Account youtube.com/watch?v=fPtSd7…

Republicans don’t give a damn about children.