A very happy #FuckOffFriday to one and all. #FOF

Dinner with the kids.

Well that's my nightmares for the next month or so sorted. bbc.co.uk/news/world-aus…

As a National Trust member, I’ve just voted. Please do not vote for any candidates recommended by the Nigel Farage-backed Restore Trust, and instead select “quick vote” for the candidates chosen by the nominations committee. 🙏🏻

Now that's a burn.

I want to publicly disassociate myself from GB News taking a tweet I published about Lee Mack, who I adore, out of context and without attribution. You are cunts. Of the highest order. Fuck you!

More access to the prime minister's highly confidential WhatsApp group - only in Private Eye, in shops now.

We're running low on: ⁠🥫 🍝 🧽 🥛⁠ ⁠ Pasta sauce⁠ Tinned vegetables⁠ Tinned fruit⁠ Custard⁠ Jam⁠ Long life milk⁠ Deodorant⁠ Shampoo & conditioner⁠ Sponges (for washing up)⁠ Cleaning products⁠ ⁠ Thank you! ⁠ #bassetlawfoodbank #foodbank #bassetlaw #thankyou

Wales v Fiji, bloody hell.

OK. Bread and Dripping or Dripping on Toast. I say the latter, MrsB says that's not a thing. Who's right?

All Aboard the Skylark. youtu.be/qWUIsc3ZR58?si… bsky.app/profile/davebl…

For those joining the exodus : Tweetdeck equivalent for the Blue place. bsky.app/profile/debbie…

New toy up and running

Man. This site is killing me… just like all the other wee creatives, engagement is beyond screwed. Sales are off the cliff. All we want to do is make some pennies, & we’re being stymied by selfish billionaires… can I ask a favour? If you see any of my art grift PLEASE RT! 😘

I know my daft nonsense (and more serious work) sells when it is seen - I’m gonna back myself in a very un-British way there, cos I know from past times. Now, it’s a miracle if I get any engagement at all, and posts with links are buried. It’s wilful sabotage :( so stressful

So in the alternate reality beyond #Wulferhampton I am once more gainfully employed / slash have conned someing into hiring me*. Celebrating with a bowl of homemade onion soup for lunch. *Yes Wulfy, we know you're retired** **Git.

#IsItOK that the Tories still haven’t cracked the issue that any “tax cut”means the more you earn the more you get.