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David Futrelle

@davidfutrelle

Writer, editor, and writing coach. Thing for cats to sit on. WeHuntedTheMammoth.com Bylines in NYT, TheCut, Vice, WaPo, HuffPost.

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Why is The Guardian whitewashing a UK government report that whitewashes the manosphere? wehuntedthemammoth.com/2025/06/21/the…

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Incels and MRAs really are incredible weirdos. See how they responded to a new UK government report whitewashing the manosphere. Link in reply.

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Cut the Crap, by the Clash (sort of) is actually a great album. A brilliant (if intermittently crappy) combination of punk guitars, drum machines, weird noises and yelling. "This is England" is fucking triumphant. I probably listen to it more often than any of their other albums.

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Ok, a question for historians: did the uk suffragist bombing campaigns cause any deaths? Wikipedia says yes, but its source for this is a questionable article in a questionable right-wing publication, and I haven't found any good source on this online that's not behind a paywall

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In light of the recent news about Taylor Swift, I feel it is important to remind everyone that Lana Del Rey is already married to a ALLIGATOR TOUR GUIDE so basically what I'm saying is that Lana is still winning this particular competition.

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I have eaten the plums that were in the icebox and which you were probably saving for some plum-related bullshit Too fucking bad they were delicious you snooze you lose

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To the tune of Elvis Costello’s (I don’t want to go to) Chelsea: I don't want to pet the kitty Oh no, why don’t you shoo Cuz I got other shit to do I’ve been petting for 20 minutes Even I have got my limits I don't want to pet the kitty (No innuendo, this is about petting cats)