[🟢] MAJOR BREAKING: Alexander Isak has SOLD his black and white Mercedes S-Class. The car has been seen listed up on a UK car sale website for £30,000! Isak has added a description: "S-Class Newcastle themed, just buy it please." [🦈]

Arsenal fans try way too hard to be like Liverpool: - Copy our chants - Copy our songs - Copy our quotes But the one thing they’ll never be able to copy is our trophies.

Pure hoops

🔴🇫🇷 3 goals in 3 official games as Liverpool player for Hugo Ekitike. 💫

'Isak's right, your fans are shite,' is the chant from the away end.

'Hand him over, hand him over Newcastle,' from the away end.

When a 10 man Liverpool beat Newcastle ‘Poor Newcastle, Liverpool are lucky’ Liverpool beat a 10 man Newcastle ‘Poor Newcastle, Liverpool are lucky’ We can’t win. We’ll always be the most hated.

Think you got the wrong caption lads, let me help you… Wear shades if you’re gonna leave the pitch early tonight That’s better #LFC #NUFC

Rio Ngumoha has a bright future ahead of him

Liverpool signed two world-class fullbacks in Kerkez and Frimpong for £75m Meanwhile Arsenal spent $80m on Eberectile Dysfunction. That is absolutely mental. 😭😭

People keep making new ways to bring him down, but no matter what you lot say, Fabrizio remains the most elite journalist in football every single day of the week. 😭😭

Apparently the Arsenal Players were waterboarded every time they went for a header as well.

‘Favoured their long balls’ Arsenal attempted more long balls that game.

The most balanced midfielder right now 🇳🇱

[🟢] BREAKING: Newcastle have opened the door for Liverpool to make a British-record bid for Alexander Isak. [Keith Downie]