Hamilton should have had an inexplicably pro-British sequel about the war of 1812

Pan-seared flank steak, argentinian red shrimp, homemade creamed corn, and steamed broccolini

The second solo Marissa Patternoster takes on this song always makes me a believer, nay, an evangelizer of the merits of the guitar solo as such for the 90 seconds it’s happening. youtu.be/tOmKGjy-Ct0?si…

She's snug

Really missing Bernie Mac. Shouldn't be alone right now

Reading Barbara Kingsolver's 'Demon Copperhead' and I feel represented in fiction for the first time. Awful feeling. Can't recommend it.

You could do the Telemachy in 6 minutes if you had the gumption

people get impatient because they forget how it feels to live alone. I shake elizabeth awake at night and ask her to snore *louder* I will not be caught slipping

New jeans for the first time in like five years, wish them luck

I love and respect her but I'm not eating out of her mouth. I hope you all understand

ran into a friend's little sister at a local dive and she said "I know ALL about you, I read all about you in my sister's diary" so now I have to go steal this diary and see what all that was about

Ben from Felicity is such a fuckin punk ass

Hey Mike Duncan I'm sure this is the internet's fault but ICE is advertising on old episodes of the History of Rome! Real jumpscare off the top of the Social War episode, I know a couple shows have had to deal with this.

Stopped by mammaw's to make sure her heat was on before our first real cold night in Georgia and when she could sense me trying to leave she hit me with "(evil uncle) Gibson POISONED (other uncle's evil fiancee) Kristi," then took half an hour to reveal it didn't actually happen

Feels like Dan Gilroy was the Raúl Castro of Andor

"I could make a moonshot wish and dump the whole bag in the well / 'cause your life is just a final piece of property to sell / but my tank ain't empty yet, and there's a coinstar at the store / and if you love me, how could I be poor?" -Yankee Roses, "Two Pennies"

Finally sorting my basement so the studio and workshop can coexist. This is the most relief I have ever felt in my life

Clowning on Anthony Mackie in a way that reveals I think 8 mile really happened and I wasn't impressed