Kirk Cousins season so far: Week 1: Drives MIN inside opponent 40 in OT then his running back fumbles. Never gets ball back. Week 2: Drives MIN to set up GW 37 yd FG as time expires, kick is missed. The unlucky version of Tom Brady.

Kirk Cousins has outplayed: Joe Burrow Kyler Murray Russell Wilson He’s a top 10 quarterback. Fight me.

Matthew Stafford — 17 INTs Justin Herbert — 15 INTs Josh Allen — 15 INTs Derek Carr — 14 INTs Joe Burrow — 14 INTs Patrick Mahomes — 13 INTs Tom Brady — 12 INTs . . . . Kirk Cousins — 7 INTs Kindly stfu sir #SKOL

SETH CURRY: How are we losing again? ANDRE DRUMMOND: I can’t believe we’re down 3-0. BEN SIMMONS: The Batman has until midnight to reveal his identity or I’ll give Gotham City something to really laugh about.

Maybe the worst loss in the history of Iowa Football. Unreal.