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Is the BTC spot ETF already priced in? Don't ask such a dumb fucking question again.

One of the fastest ways to dox yourself as a cryptopleb is to ask "what's the reason for the Bitcoin pump today." Its path to $1m+ is preordained. On any given day it needs no reasons.

most people dont know this 3 years ago i used to be a small alt account that aggregated and posted hentai only then i slowly pivoted to crypto after i found out that it was so easy to make money later that month was when i bought my very first, one and only, whole unit of ETH

im extremely optimistic about a globally sync retarded af ultra omega crypto revanchist supercycle pump but im rather pessimistic that it will be this cycle, or even the next i hope i dont die before i see it happen it will be absofuckinglutely amazing to behold and be part of

the tardfi mind cannot comprehend this

you guys are so fucking retarded makes me very hopeful and bullish on our future 🙏

id recommend hobbies ranging from constructive self improvement like exercise, reading, cooking, socializing irl etc to relatively less self destructive (compared to day trading) like watching porn (any genre), hentai appreciation, twitter shitposting, video game addiction etc

the biggest bull trap ive ever seen but they wont trap me