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Happy Father’s Day

i get a bunch of “looks max” shit now on instagram and from what i can tell they’re all dwebs under 25 that all pretend to talk shit on each other to get engagement. entire niche is retarded.

i hate telling people what i do, im not at work i don’t want to talk about it and lie sometimes. and sometimes they keep asking me questions, and before i know it im a gym teacher at council rock north, grew up in north jersey, went to penn state abington, and played baseball,

i could solve looks maxing for 80% of people right now: - dont be fat - get a good hair cut problem solved

who is the most famous real accountant you know of?

there’s times i look at myself in the mirror and think “damn, im really handsome”

seeing my friends instagram stories with their kids for father’s day me realizing i was tweeting about egirls. i’m going to go kms

i kind of deserve a girl like this tbh

dming girls “how fast can you get an sti test” to show my interest.

‘It’s satire. You shouldn’t want to be a rich handsome jacked stud.’

anyone somewhere fun in latam right now?

you should weigh what you weighed senior year of high school.

me and my summer age gap egirl fling

i want to breed with an italian to keep the blood pure

i just be telling lies sometimes for no reason

men only: have you ever owned/used a flesh light

you guys are funny