I dey use my romance playlist wash clothes. Life just dey somehow.

I wake up with the zeal to take over the world every morning but at exactly 10:17am all that disappears and I just try my best to stay alive for the rest of the day.

I just remembered this family member from my mom’s side I don’t even talk to called me to tell me since I don’t have any kid yet and I don’t pay school fees, why don’t I pay for one of her kids. Stupid woman

Hojlocaust with another awful performance

UK salaries don’t even make respected professions seem like something worth dying for at uni. Doctors, nurses, lawyers engineers earning 30-40k after basically putting their blood into receiving accreditation. So dead

Ive fought hard this year but its not really clear what I fought for

The plan was simple: finish school, find a job and get married at 25. But now I dont understand anything anymore

Man by the time I meet the right person ima be the wrong person 😭

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READ IT AND LET IT SINK IN every relationship will get " boring" after you've been together for years. love isn't a feeling it's a commitment to love every day, physically and emotionally. it's difficult, it's not always laughs, smiles, and fun.

Bruh why I’m at work and this man gone ask me how the baby doing I said what baby he said oh ok I just had to make sure you aint have no baby before I tried 😂😂😂😭

the terrorism arteta is gonna display in the second leg at bernabeu shouldn’t even be televised

I just found out that creating fake scenarios in your head is a mental disorder. 🙂

😂 I asked a guy in my church what his mum thought about his hair. And he said “Dem dey advise bread winner?” 😂😂🤣

FLYING COCKROACH IS A WILD ANIMAL. FLYING COCKROACH IS A WILD ANIMAL. FLYING COCKROACH IS A WILD ANIMAL. FLYING COCKROACH IS A WILD ANIMAL.

Real Madrid joins the group

Tinubu when he remember his slogan. “ Emilokan”😭😭😂

Worst thing you can ever do is take a long break from the gym