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The sum total of CPAC attendance, multiplied by Trump's IQ and added to Matt Gaetz' preferred age for a partner is 30

Fuck what you heard about the origins of COVID-19. Do your research and you'll find that it spawned from Sarah Palin, Kimberley Guilfoyle, and Kari Lake all vigorously scissoring each other as Kid Rock performed "Only God Knows Why." Prove me wrong, Sheeple. Bahhhh. Bahhhh.

Putting that lot back in their box was beautiful. What a petulant tuss Fernandes is, Shaw too, and Fred is possibly the worst footballer in the Prem. Lots to do for us still but what a day #YNWA

Make no mistake. It's not Oakeshott or Julia Hardly-Lucid against Hancock; they're *all* venal, self-serving, anti-British values, elitist attention-seeking, profiteering scumbags and all deserve the contempt of decent, honest people

See the usual 'free speech absolutists' soiling themselves publicly because Gary Lineker expressed an opinion they don't like...

The BBC is actively pandering to a tiny, whiny minority of manbabies who can't handle being called out for their bullsh1t. Attenborough and Lineker scare them because they're decent people who exemplify British values. Unlike the faux-victimhood martyrbating groupthink right...

Presenters backing him, players and managers refusing to be interviewed post-match, huge public support (outside the selfish, entitled, whiny right-wing echo chamber). A massive defeat for the Tory client BBC. The 'silent majority support the government' line clearly obliterated.

This is so interesting. And just shows the absurd inconsistencies. Just read final sentence in this adjudication, and ask is audience not able to do same with Gary Lineker?

Finally I’ve decided the cows are going to Frome Market on the 22 March, ending 53 years of my family breeding this herd. It will be a sad day but the right decision. I hope someone gives them a bright future. Spring calved cross bred highly fertile. Retweets appreciated.

And made for, and *broadcast by* the BBC

This is the worst England side for many a year. No basic skills, clearly no flair or guile. Lots of work for Borthwick to do

A river of boiling shit flows through your town. You haven’t seen a tomato for 18 months. MOTD is 3 minutes long and narrated by a parakeet. Your salary is paid directly to British Gas. You solve a riddle to speak to a GP. You feel people come here because they want an easy life

Arsenal, league leaders, making Sporting look good is a massive indictment of English football.

Arsenal fans tonight are all 'yeah, we wanted to lose, yeah?'. Of course you did, lads

Stephen Thomas Parshall is one of several members of the 'Boogaloo Boys' that was arrested in connection to violence & destruction during the 2020 BLM protests. Parshall was just sentenced to 33 years in prison for Sx Abuse of a minor & possession of CSAM.

It's incredible how 'critical thinkers' are so willing to fund the never-ending anti-vaxx industry grift, yet have the brass-necked arrogance to shout 'sheep' at anyone who sees through the bollocks. They're getting boring now

Kate 🪬🤍🇺🇸 Antifascists en route to break up a gathering of violent white supremacists

Rosa's just discovered our onion store #newpuppy

Fulham threw that away against a dreadful, massively overhyped United side.

Republicans love corruption and dishonesty and believe wealthy elites are above the law. Clear as day, stupid as mud