Someone really needs to hire The Jackal to sort Elon Musk out 😂😂😂

Elon Musk has started a poll to ask if Britain should be freed from its terrible government, clearly unaware a much bigger version of this survey was conducted 6 months ago

Since Boxing Day, Derby County have lost every single game they have played. 8 straight defeats in that time (one on penalties)… 🤯 #DCFC

Volodymyr Zelensky is NOT a dictator. Vladimir Putin IS a dictator. Zelensky didn’t start the war in Ukraine. Putin did. Hope this clarifies things for anyone who is confused.

spitting facts 👏👏

My thoughts on Farage. Full version here: youtu.be/Jk0nUUqG_Ag?si…

Generations of American patriots, from our revolution onward, have fought for the principles Zelenskyy is risking his life to defend. But today, Donald Trump and JD Vance attacked Zelenskyy and pressured him to surrender the freedom of his people to the KGB war criminal who

Victoria Line, from Brixton to Walthamstow, for those who don’t live in London

Scenes tonight at the Reform UK Spring Party luncheon, where relatives of Nigel Farage and Rupert Lowe come to blows over the vol au vents and Lee Anderson’s crudités.

Another season where the two promoted teams go up with a massive advantage in parachute payments 🥱🥱. Next season Ipswich, Southampton and Leicester will all be dominating the Championship. Change is needed to make it a more level playing field.

What a win !!!! All to the final game now ! One last push #dcfc #dcfcfans

Saturday is still going to be nervous big time but in a lot better position than I thought we would be at 1500hrs. #dcfc #dcfcfans

On this day in 2019... 🗓 Derby were 1-0 down against Leeds after the first leg of the Play-off semi-finals… They manage to get it back to 3-3 on aggregate... “AND A CHANCE FOR MARRIOTT ONCE MOOOOORE...” #DCFC #LUFC

Hey, Grok, who was the most famous person to visit my profile? It doesn't need to be a mutual, don't tag them, just say who it was.

How is that a penalty 🤣🤣🤣

Clarke at fault for that opening goal. Those blaming Sanderson just looking for likes and the 25/26 scape goat. #dcfc #dcfcfans

Leeds are absolute pony 😂😂😂

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