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Alan

@derbywill

It's about🐓 Racing, a bit o’ Sports & Classic Music. Co-Host of the ā€˜The Auxiliary Gate Podcast’, focusing on Kentucky Racing-Wager Selectively & Responsibly.

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Who knew the famous quote, ā€˜All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others’ from George Orwell’s ā€˜Animal Farm’…. …actually applies to Turf Stakes horses?

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Lucy McGee for the Michelle Lovell is the ultimate dead-game warrior. Shows up every 3 weeks to battle tooth & nail on the inside vs. constant speedballs to eventually put them away only to get nabbed on the line by a closer. If ever ašŸŽdeserves a fat MSW win purse-it’s LucyšŸ’Ŗ

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That’s cool bro. But first, lemme take you to an auto plant for a day of work where ya climb in & out of a car for 10 hours, then continue doing so for 25-30 years so America can get around-July’s a good time try it. We gotta stop at the Doctor first for my knee injections, tho

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I need to buy outfield seats to the Seattle Mariners’ last game just so I have a chance to catch the ball in case switch-hitting Cal Raleigh hits an 80th homer that day…. ….but I don’t know whether to buy ā€˜em in left field or right field. šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø

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With it’s big fields & welcome mix of turf & dirt racing, I’ve slowly learned Colonial Downs is the wagering product/meet that should get far more attention & dollars over the comfort zone (and often-frustrating) marquee meets this time of year. Firmly in my small rotation now.

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Seems like everyone is overlooking the fact that cheating couple’s other big crime is actually paying to see Coldplay.

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ā€˜Racetrack X’ did $__________ worth of handle yesterday’. šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø I get nothing from it either way, so…..

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When racetracks do these & other things you find shady, wrong or simply disapprove of….just don’t bet them. Speak with your lack of $$. It’s realllly easy. They have no incentive to change otherwise. …and if everything is on the up-and-up, make them come out & prove it.

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I got to see Ozzy on that infamous 1984 tour w/Motley Crue (and again w/Alice In Chains in the early 90’s)…. ….and you could tell it was as wild as they say. Been hooked ever since. šŸ˜¢šŸŽøšŸ¤˜šŸ¤˜šŸ™

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So, is this a little intriguing…yes, BUT… …it feels like a nightmare for cleanup between big days, and moreover sounds like a pretty big burden on the horsemen, employees and all two-day attendees. But we’ll see I guess.

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It’s fair to say that our paths would cross with Mike at some point on this podcast-paven highway. Rennie combined passion, experience and horse sense that makes him a must-follow on X and a must-listen on Auxiliary Gate 213! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the…

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I want to thank Geoff Riggs CC Broaddus Alan for having me on the The Auxiliary Gate Network this week. Great time shooting the shit. Talked about everything from me playing college football to what would I change first if in charge of horse racing. Some rants. If you get sometime

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With a carryover of $44K & challenging sequence to sort out, his afternoon's Dade Park Jackpot Pick Six Ellis Park Racing & Gaming is worth the investment. I'll be joined on track for a few races by Geoff Riggs & Tony Calo will chime in during Ellis Park Today at noon ET 11 am

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There’s a P5 carryover going into the next Ellis Park card. The unique challenge about this one though is not picking the five consecutive winners, but rather predicting which day they’ll actually run a whole card if you wanna play it.

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I never really cared that much about the original Happy Gilmore…. …but honestly, Happy 2 is honestly pretty good. Cleverly creative, funny & full of cameos. šŸ‘šŸ‘

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Stop betting this place then. It’s easy AF. A racetrack has no incentive to change if people just keep throwing money at it despite such antics. Why would they?

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I’ll make you a deal, Academy. I’ll watch your crappy, self-important, cringefest Oscars ceremony next year….. ….IF you hand out Best Supporting Actor nominations to both John Daly & Scotty Scheffler for Happy Gilmore 2.