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Derren Brown

@derrenbrown

Prince of Eternia and Defender of the Secrets of Castle Grayskull. Dislikes mushrooms.

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I don’t know if you’re celebrating anything special today, but here is an unflinching shot of Doodle licking out a Thermomix lid in the dishwasher.

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Don’t know if you ever watched Barry & Stuart, one of the best & most innovative magic TV shows I can remember, but Barry Jones and his mystery-writer wife @lorajones have come up with themagicianswife.co.uk podcast, in which they explore real life crimes mysteries from a

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Ella Fitzgerald live! And wouldn’t that have been something. But she’s live-ish on my art store now. Prints, original, all the things. Link to art store - derrenbrown.co.uk/art-store/

Ella Fitzgerald live! And wouldn’t that have been something. But she’s live-ish on my art store now. Prints, original, all the things. Link to art store -
derrenbrown.co.uk/art-store/
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Hi - just a little try-before-you-buy link if you were at all thinking about acquiring my guide to Marcus Aurelius’ Meditations by Rebind AI s.rebind.ai/8biPzl Love from the Only Human rehearsal room.

Hi - just a little try-before-you-buy link if you were at all thinking about acquiring my guide to Marcus Aurelius’ Meditations by <a href="/rebindai/">Rebind AI</a> 

s.rebind.ai/8biPzl

Love from the Only Human rehearsal room.
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Happy Mummy’s Day. From our glorious Michelle John who sang at the end of the live version of Showman… gonna miss her this time around. youtu.be/5MobgJEcn1Q?si…

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On tour. We stop between Glasgow and Aberdeen and have a roast beef lunch in a particularly dour hotel. Served with a teaspoon of gravy which works by osmosis.

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Woman in a daft dress trying to play the trumpet in an Aberdeen park. Every now and then she manages a bit of a recognisable tune and the sunbathers and locals offer faint but touching applause.

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I come home from tour and cook of a Monday for my starving partner. Beef carpaccio with a homemade tuna aioli. Whoever came up with this (with veal, I know), was proof that genius requires a touch of madness.

I come home from tour and cook of a Monday for my starving partner. Beef carpaccio with a homemade tuna aioli. Whoever came up with this (with veal, I know), was proof that genius requires a touch of madness.
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2026 DATES NOW ADDED FOR ā€˜ONLY HUMAN’. This year sold out speedily, so I’d consider getting in there quick. See you on the other side. derrenbrown.co.uk/shows/only-hum…

2026 DATES NOW ADDED FOR ā€˜ONLY HUMAN’. 
This year sold out speedily, so I’d consider getting in there quick. See you on the other side. 
derrenbrown.co.uk/shows/only-hum…
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After five years of buying and using the same mechanical pencils (Staedtler Graphite 779, 5mm), the shock and delight of finding there’s a little eraser if you pull the end off.