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I’m in the process of making a TV series about flying a plane. Well, I’m filming a pilot.

‘We don’t know where the money has gone’. Not a phrase I particularly wanted to hear, in all honesty.

4 days until I make my long-awaited return to the stage. I’m having sleepless nights about no-one turning up. It’s completely sold out so it seems unlikely. Fuck off, brain.

I used to play 7 or 8 shows on the bounce with little or no rehearsal. For the one show this weekend I’ve actually taken a week off work to prepare/recover.

There are moments in life when only Bowie’s ‘Life on Mars’ hits the spot.

On March 3rd I have a robotic hip replacement. At my age FFS. Equal parts bricking it/excited about being fixed. Also forgot about Twitter as I’m so vain I prefer Instagram and so wordy I prefer Facebook.

This morning I had a robotically-assisted hip replacement and I already feel relatively pain-free. I could cry. Long hard road of rehab and physio now but bring it on #hipreplacement #painfree

Just when you think this country can’t get any more stupid, we start panic-buying toilet roll.

As much as I like the guy, I find it vaguely ludicrous that Tom Hanks testing positive for Coronavirus is the moment people start taking it seriously.

If you are a football person please join the challenge of posting a football photo. Just one picture, no description. Please copy the text in your status, post a picture and look at some great memories/pictures. Missing football so very much!

Well, after being wiped out for three solid weeks, that’s Coronavirus overcome. I don’t recommend it.

After 3 weeks of no having no taste/smell, I have finally realised that all cupcakes taste exactly the same. Think about it. Same applies to barbecue sauces & breads from Subway.

Why am I still watching The Walking Dead.

Latest in a run of bad luck more in keeping with Frank Spencer, I broke my leg and wrist in an accident, snapping the bone around my hip replacement. 5 hour op to pin it and 12 days in hospital; now I have to climb the recovery mountain all over again.

Enjoy #DeviantUK 'Access Denied', from debut album '#BarbedWireStar' released in 2006 by Rebco Records, during #ColinSpencer On #BigSatsumaRadio Programme #009 via ▶️mixcloud.com/ColinSpencer/c… #DiscoverAndRemember Deviant UK's Jay Jay Smith 🙏Gary @natureofwires

#DeviantUK 'Cracks Start To Show (Original Mix)', from the EP '#CracksStartToShow' released in 2015 by WTII Records, during #ColinSpencer On #BigSatsumaRadio Programme #009 via ▶️mixcloud.com/ColinSpencer/c… #DiscoverAndRemember Jay Jay Smith of Deviant UK 🙏Gary @natureofwires

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I think The Phantom Menace is quite possibly the worst film ever made.

2024 UK Tour announcement incoming. It’s been a long time, baby.

I’ve got to stop supporting Stoke.