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ICE officers stopped by our farm yesterday. “We need to inspect your property for illegal aliens,” one of them said. I replied, “Alright, but whatever you do, don’t go into that field over there.” The officer in charge exploded. “Mister, I have the authority of the federal

Let’s gooooooooooo! Toronto Blue Jays

Let’s go Toronto Blue Jays

Imagine calling a pro athlete “planet fitness guy” on social media.

Im going to the game Saturday and Sunday and im so pumped. G’night. Toronto Blue Jays

20th pitcher to reach 3000 Ks. Baseball is the most perfect drama.

My post was about the Yankees coming back from 8-0 and eventually tying the game. Weirdo.

Yankees fans acting like they just lost the World Series. Again.

I love how Republicans are fixated on shoplifters at target but ignore their government looting trillions from American citizens.

MAGA can get fucked.

Let’s gooooooo

The president says he’s going to have a UFC fight on the White House lawn next year for Fourth of July. Super classy. I ain’t making that up. Idiots.

I like the Yankees. I respect them. They are a dangerous team. I like Aaron Boone. Big Judge fan, don’t see him getting in verbal altercations with fans. They’re gonna come back looking to kick our ass. We had a good series. But the Yankees aren’t the Padres. They are classy.

Woke up feeling like I’m back in 1993!! Take October.

Touché

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SEVEN STRAIGHT, @BLUEJAYS!!!!!!! (MLB X GEICO)

I stand by my word. From one huge fan to another …. Let’s go watch some baseball, pal.