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Almost 70 years late here, but I only just realised that “Chubby Checker” is a Fats Domino joke lol

RIP to John Fetterman. I may not have agreed with him on everything, but at the end of the day nobody deserves to get chased by a group of villagers in to an abandoned mine shaft and then killed by pitchfork. He was 55 years old and will be buried in his hoodie.

felt like this was relevant right now

NEW: WisDOT has narrowed its list of I-794 lake interchange alternatives down to four options. Two would narrow the freeway and open up land for development, one would replace the spur as it stands and one would remove the freeway completely

thank you to the nhl’s spanish broadcast announcers i will never call the oilers anything but los petroleros again

Lorde is like that because she's from New Zealand, which is the national equivalent of home schooling

Today, we raised the Pride Flag over the Wisconsin State Capitol for the seventh year in a row because, here in Wisconsin, we celebrate our LGBTQ friends and neighbors. You are family here. You belong here. You are welcome home here. Happy Pride, Wisconsin! 🏳️‍🌈

they made a new version of nyquil that hurts you

i love when dudes are named Guy. like, yeah. exactly.

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

Saw a teenager walking home in a karate outfit, which is fine, but he was a white belt. Arguably the most muggable outfit in existence. With any other clothes, your level of martial arts knowledge is at least ambiguous

Y’know we changed our name to heavy bend today but I will not make a new twitter account with a new username. nobody gaf about this account as a real source of heavy bend-related news. going to remain poised on doing whatever bullshit. thanks for y’all’s compliance.

any other actors who are the opposite of each other?

“Lmao” has survived, and even thrived, over the years, but its cousin “rofl” has faded into indignity. The cruelty of fate.

Happy Pride Month Milwaukee! 🌈

(Jesus turning water into wine but for some reason there’s a British bloke there) Go on Jezza!

Intern attended his first town hall today and I found this sitting on his desk after