"Pius Maambo: Airtel internet is so annoying. How is someone supposed to work." <----goodluck,lol

Charlie Sheen actually takes enough crack in one sitting to kill Two and a half men.

"..: Kalenga/DJ K-Plus youtube.com/user/Marvelous…" «---I'm on it.

"JasonTheShark: Kalenga/DJ K-Plus we need to talk got some good news for the music industry" «-- waiting to hear from you.

7am already?? Crap!! It was 9pm just ten minutes ago!

"✽̤̥̈̊♥✽̤̈kattii✽̤̈♥✽: Miss my man ♥" «--miss u too babe.☺

"For Real: 4 out of 5 men prefer women with big asses. The 5th guy prefers the other 4 guys." <--preach on

"JasonTheShark: Kalenga/DJ K-Plus i just attacked ur inbox" <-- I noticed, lol.

"DJ Stretch: Oh and im selling all my studio equipment, dm for offers. Cutting my losses :)" <--plz DM list of available goods.

"@iamdjsbu: How do u write 30 November 2011 using 5 letters, no numbers! Let's c if u can crack this one!!! 3rd graders quizzz!!!" <-help!!!

"@GaryKwietstorm: As a big fan of K'millian am loving his new chune "Only One I Want" #MyMorningJam" <---its a phat chune???

"@GucciBabe_85: I need a cold bath now" <------------ ndeed

"quotes ♡: Accidentally closing the tab of the video you’ve been waiting forever to load. -____-" < can relate.

"@GucciBabe_85: Kalenga/DJ K-Plus kalenga?????" <- mukwai...!!!

"@AnjiTweetsHere: I think i need an awesome tweet soon.iv been lacking in tweet quality lately." <--true

"@DearRobTV: Anywho, two tears in a bucket, fark it. Africa et al will forever get rinsed, so that we can enjoy life over here." «I agree

"Aubrey Chibale: Doing some phuza Colin A jo's along side Kalenga/DJ K-Plus doin his thang!!!!!! Its k-plus baibe!!!!" «--nice one. We will rock 2nyt!!!

"@Chi_Cholwe: If a Man Wants You bit.ly/ditwP6" «--allo allo

"E l o n M u s k: Mvesesani nizamu sekesani!! ... Ma Danger - Jay Rox 'Mr Rox' fb.me/1uYTXf5Nu"«--it-izi-turue!!!

"@killa_kamy: Don't judge me like that, you don't even know how I started." «--tell 'em... They can't even walk 5 feet in your shoes.