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Hunter Biden, George Soros, Hillary Clinton and Taylor Swift huddled together in a SCIF deep below a WEF black site, sternly briefing the elite team of pink haired lesbian hackers they'll be tasking with very minorly inconveniencing celebrity Trump endorsers.

MOAR LIKE MARXIST POLLS, AMIRITE?

This is probably not the most pathetic way a man has tried to explain away the scratches from a wild night with his mistress, but it's got to be top 5.

Queing up for hours and filling in a little circle with another man's name on it to make him your alpha for four years? Seems pretty soy behaviour, bros. Time better spent making a YouTube video about how woke DEI is making it harder for you to goon to video game protagonists.

I didn't watch the speeches - do the Tories finally have a leader with the courage to tell octogenarians in the Home Counties the hard truth: that they are right about everything and the only mistake the party made in the last 14 years was not pandering to them hard enough?

If you are one of the apparently tens of thousands of people who believe staffers inside the Harris Campaign are leaking secret information to MAGA engagement farmers then I'm afraid there's a problem with your wallet and as a Wallet Inspector I will need to confiscate it.

Any candidate promising to ban campaigns and their PACs from directly messaging voters who haven't opted-in would win the swing states by margins that would make Kim Jong Un blush.

Is it? Because so far the campaign's message seems to be that America is an impoverished broken garbage fire of worthless institutions and crumbling cities and that the only hope is giving Donald Trump and Elon Musk unchecked power to save it.

I have amazing news: The UN has virtually no power. The UN Secretary General, who is elected by the way, can't even move money between his own organization's budget lines without approval from member states in the relevant committee (normally Fifth).

When people say Ukraine was invaded because it wasn't neutral enough, and you point out that it was, the response is always, "Right, but it was clearly trending West." Reveals the game. It's not about 'neutrality' it's about having vibes Putin arbitrarily decides he's ok with.

Nate Silver: I went forward in time to view alternate futures. To see all the possible outcomes of the coming election. America: How many did you see? Silver: 80,000. America: How many did Kamala win? [long beat] Silver: 40,012. America: Fuck you.

I wrote about Trump, trade, Brexit, and why this time it's different for Ian Dunt's newsletter Striking 13:

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Oh no! I hope Russia doesn't start firing drones and missiles they received from an ally into Ukrainian territory.

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