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getting a rescue dog on friday. going to call it rocky, after my dad. its a staffordshire bull terrier. am i trying to give myself breakdown

ROCKY the rescue pup has sucked me dry, wit-free tweets til 2011, just picking up shit and shouting, so whats new?

lidl is simply the dogs bollocks, xmas grub for 8 for 2 weeks, £1.99! dipped in tooting lido in ice, drank elderflower liqueur, joyeux noel

the dog is officially a triumph,thank allah xmas is cooked, i will not do it next year, i will be reclining with binoculars and a mojiitoooo

son fractures foot, i didnt touch him officer,sister in hospital with pnuemonia, well now, cancer takes another friend, phew, happynewyear x

well, twitter me rigid but this greyness is freezing my soul, only solace, freezing dips in tooting lido and talking to wierdy dog people

enjoyed reading ozzyozbourne in celebrity autobiography last night, tommy lee's appendage was apparently like a baby's arm in a boxing glove

will be playing the mayors wife in the government inspector by gogol at the young vic theatre, julian barrett playing mayor, ding dong whooo

daughter was 16 yesterday. let her have a party. wrong. now paying for carpenters and fabreeze. why didnt i get more buckets?

the long grey winter has finally defeated me,going to lanzagrotty with six year old, will get tan and drink gin til i'm sick

saw ' anna nichol' at royal opera house dir richard jones - inspiring, timely and viscious! also ruby wax in 'losing it' at choc factory fab

Had past life regression, i was a geisha,can't decide if thats cool, or very very bad, must buy the novel, always liked a kimono

off to the masaii mara to teach yoga, someones got to do it, then into rehearsals for gov inspector, getting new translation this week

getting recognised by the south london massive for my tiny part in anuvahhod film, i am so down with the yoot, hear me now! masaii mara wow

just seen my daughter play a witch in macbeth, she was EXCELLENT, she had done alot of research at home

anuvahood excellent, very very funny, am in rehearsals for government inspector at the young vic in june and july, very excited + shittingit

opening gov inspector in warwick next week, utterly afraid in all the right places, reading saul bellows seize the day, trying hard to do it

opened the government inspector at the young vic on friday, wow, by the skin of our teeth, death or glory, teenagers doing gcse's, shattered

saw tom baxter sing this week, hauntingly beautiful songs. just been to book slam at tabernacle, improvised orchestra rare delight!

met gill hicks, survivor of 7/11 tube bombings - doing a theatre workshop based on her book ONE UNKNOWN,never so glad to walk to work, read!