Just like #I'maceleb Alex Scott MBE was no Jill Scott MBE (fawn over honours, not), Irish Vogue Williams is no Maura Higgins and surely oot tonight.

2 blindies, 1 Xmas tree guide dog and guitar for an unscripted performance in Visibility Scotland’s reception.

My 1st #imaceleb eviction poll (open for 2 hours), who is leaving the camp tonight (sorry for limited options due to X) Remember vote to save, who are you saving?: #ImACelebrity

#Imaceleb Martin Kemp got a yuke tonight but said he canny play it, we should form a duo

I hope after Major the guide dogs years of service to the Beeb, they give him a free licence fee bbc.co.uk/news/videos/cd…

I canny beleive this, I got these M&S Argyll st in Glasgow, got them home then noticed they were half the size of the other bag; somebody has cut a hole in the bag in the shop and pilvered a few of the sweets at some point.

Labour launching another strategy today, they r kneedeep in strategies, paperwork, red tape, think tanks, charties, NGOs and Big Organisation and pofaced policy professionals; we need people of action not pencil sharpeners

disgusting: Popstar tells disabled fan 'get up out of your seat you look stupid' - Metro apple.news/A9LPZrZEnQ9qqE…

So Scotland won’t. be initially playing the auld. enemy Engaaland in the World Cup

Scotland will need a hell o’ a Tartan Army if we are tae beat Brazil.

U gotta love Liz for getting slammed. into the BBC #BBCbias North London town houses, Big Organisation and the Home Counties.

Kate Bush running up that Hill, top tune for #Imacelebrity cyclone

shock that Shona has made it to the final, she does not sound sincere, but here is my #Imacelebrity poll, who is your winner?

Ta for voting in my #Imaceleb poll that had Tom the West End theatre 51.9% The Angry Ginger 36.1% Shona the actress 12% May the best guy/gal win #Imacelebrity

Ha, the "cockroaches played a blinder" on #Imaceleb, ha they're no match for the real Blinder!

So Shona is out of #Imaceleb Not even sure how she made the final. It would be nice if Tom won.

A picturesque alttag for the blind on BBC entertainment News: Joe Naufahu and Emilia Clarke, characters from Game of Thrones, dressed in fantasy medieval leather clothing. They are scantily clad but there appears to be snow on the ground behind them. Their skin is dirty.

The ironic thing about this is that the elite o the elite Glasgow Uni Lit students prob chose the uni as Hogwarts might have been based on the main building dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1…

One of Trump’s assistants, Seb, was talking to Nigel Farage there on GB News & said Europe should have guns not butter, that phrase was used by Herman Goering was it not.

5 Live had on Ashleigh Gibbons. from Perth Museum on the Mary Queen of Scots letter & she isn’t even Scottish, typical we canny trust Scots to look after their own stuff; & of course Liz Lochheid had to get their heid intae the exhibition; pure Scottish middleclass guff.