Just learned the =SUMPRODUCT formula in Microsoft Excel. The formula returns the sum of the product of paired data. It's so cool it feels like cheating! #NewFormula #GigglingWithDelight #MyVersionOfFun

I'm pretty sure I recognize a few of those…

I long for the highway… roadtripusa.com/wp-content/upl…

Is that… Tuvix??? #STVoyager Timothy Russ #EthanPhillips

When you have someone (especially an older person) standing in a hot, crowded room, and they ALMOST faint, show enough common sense and compassion to walk them off the stage and sit them down before they actually collapse. On stage. During a live national broadcast.

People in one of the art-related groups I follow keep talking about using "tempura paint". Now I'm hungry for sushi…

We're having a misbehaving #240FS #FlameAA instrument serviced today. I am irrationally worried that it will work perfectly when the tech arrives. Agilent ChemAnalysis

So I says to myself, "Self," cuz that's what I call myself, "Self," I says, "how do I get the current date to display in a cell in Microsoft Excel?" The formula is "=TODAY()", and that's simply beautiful.

All communication about your summer class comes via your official university email. The only way I have to tell you that is... via your official university email. That's, um, challenging...

Grammar question: Let's say there's someone you don't know, we'll call him Doug. When his name comes up in conversation, you say "Doug who?" Or do you say "Doug, who?" It doesn't feel like there should be a comma there… #GrammarNerdsUnite

The first assignment in my Gen Chem lab is an equipment activity where students research the origin of various equipment. Half of my class says that the scoopula was invented by the Jillian Dempsey group at UNC. Close, but not quite… tarheels.live/thescoopula/ab…

I didn't really appreciate Eddie Vedder's voice when I was younger. Now, it is absolute magic to my ears.

So with the rebranding, are we all supposed to refer to it as "my X" and never talk to it again? Or at least feel really awkward whenever we're together? #Sad #NotFunAnymore

Hey Microsoft Excel - Can the evaluative criterion for "=averageif()" be a cell reference? I tried using "=AVERAGEIF(BD3:BD96,"<BE98",BA3:BA96)" and got a "#DIV/0!" error. If I change "<BE98" to "<2" the formula works correctly. Thanks!

I just tried using a pen from my desk. It didn't work. So I… threw it away instead of putting it back on my desk to try using it 30 more times. Weird.

It seems so strange that 1-2-3-4-5-(6) is just as likely as any other set of numbers for the Powerball lottery. #Lottery #Probability

From my GOB chem textbook: "…butyric acid (CH3CH2CH2COOH), is one of the most foul-smelling substances imaginable." No sulfur, no nitrogen… I can imagine MUCH more foul-smelling substances…

One of my favorite parts of every semester.

"I'm a pre-med with a 4.0, so you should change my grade to an A for your course." is my least favorite email to respond to after final grades are submitted. Some are more subtle than that, but the intent is always the same. #EndOfSemesterBlues

What's the LD50 for dark chocolate covered espresso beans? I might be in trouble...