Britain has the most expensive energy in Europe, the most expensive train fares in Europe, the most overcrowded prisons in Europe and the dirtiest rivers and beaches in Europe. Such are the successes of Tory governments since 2010.

… Just for the record. History is repeating itself

Never forget and don’t vote for his shitey party

Using photos of dead pensioners is a new low.

#ToriesIntoThird Stephen Smith was found 'fit for work' by the Tory DWP. He appealed from his hospital bed but died before the result was known. One of thousands. Don't let them get away with it.

Zoom in on Mrs Sunak’s outfit on your phone and it gives a QR code for the California tourist board

To me, the most important part was the promise "to end the era of noisy performance and tread more lightly on your lives". Granted, it's not the most eyecatching bit, but it speaks to a part of me that's utterly exhausted from years of the hourly oxygen-sucking Tory clown-show.

Yay! A boring PM! Not a priapic, dishonest, disgraced children’s entertainer or disaster capitalist wide-boy or click bait, talent-free newspaper columnist. Just an honest, serious, talented, caring, grownup. At last.

Tories saying they need time to reflect on why they lost. C’mon guys, I know you’re out of touch, but you don’t need Poirot to unravel the mystery. You lied, you’re corrupt, you shat in our rivers and shovelled money to your mates, you partied while others died. Hope this helps.

Now let’s deal with her

Reform's 5 MPs gather for their first meeting.

DON'T....BLINK

The elephant in the room here, is that we've just put someone in charge of prisons who cuts keys to order.

Is it just me or does it feel like when your big brother has been looking after you so you've been living off Pot Noodles and peanut butter out the jar, but now your Mum and Dad are back and there's clean sheets on the bed and a roast chicken in the oven?

The #EnglandvsSwitzerland team without migration.

“Ed come in the house… you can’t go to GoApe, the election’s over”

Look, obviously I'd love a bank holiday, but it would be quite galling for the men's team to get the country a bank holiday for winning a tournament the Lionesses already won?

he’s gonna have to wear a cone for the next few weeks.

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