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14 year old me has just passed out x

somebody fucking stop her then? how can one person cause so much chaos? she’s like a roomba that’s drove through a dog shit

TIP: If a friend ever says they have a chocolate lab, do not get your hopes up when you are going to their house because they are just talking about a dog

Average house price today: £285,000 Average salary today: £26,000 Multiple : 11x House price 1993: £56,500 Salary 1993: £17,800 Multiple : 3.2x To those saying “oh we survived higher interest rates in the 90s” : YOUR house price was NOT 11 times your salary! #InterestRate

I like this one

I took 1 star reviews of #Barbie from furious men on letterboxd and put them on the posters because it makes the film seem ever cooler.

Every superconductor is a room temperature superconductor if people just quit whining and put on a thick sweater

I started dating a zookeeper. You’ve seen them, the zookeepers they have now. They keep the… they work in the zoos don’t they. The zookeepers. You’ve seen em about

"It's time to look beyond technology and really consider the value of what we're building." - In the next instalment of our #GreenSoftware series, Nikos Karaoulanis explores how design plays a key role in building useful green software 🌱 Read now: bit.ly/3JVLTIJ

The Michelle Mone story in full

No, I do not recommend British Gas, who could recommend any Energy Company these days?

Because kids learn better when they’re not hungry. And we all benefit from a well-educated populace. And we’re not all cunts.