It’s pretty funny that the She-She Lounge is much busier than Moe’s. As far as I know these are the only two bars in Springfield.

everyone clowned on this but this conception of time is low key blowing my mind

I brought my children to Mr Zohran’s so called “scavenger hunt” and it was revealed the “hunt” would be of my dear boys. Thousands of New Yorkers are now hunting my family for sport while we hide in a dumpster on st marks and 3rd. Not a good look!

This book is a real infohazard. I am only two chapters in but am already pondering which Communist Party I should join.

it's very funny to me that a huge part of the reason why "old stock americans" or "heritage americans" have become such a common turn of phrase is that RWers aren't willing to say "WASP" anymore bc so many of them are catholic

Looking for comrades and pals to give one of my besties from Berlin, moving to East Anglia/LDN for a minute! Please lmk if you can help give her a warm welcome and soft landing in that harsh little island🙏

“they claim to read the same books” is an all timer multilayered burn

not to be a total dork about it, but I looked around this gathering and realized that I now have these friends entirely because I decided to take a pottery class and said on the first night: "I'm here because I'm lonely and I want to make friends" I changed my whole life

carolines It’s the trait people are most unaware they need to match. IQ mismatch or neuroticism mismatch - relationship fall apart quickly. Openness mismatch feels doable for a year or two before it breaks.

British man struggling to sell his £500k mansion came up with a wild idea, he raffled it off online for £2 a ticket He sold nearly 500,000 entries, cleared his debts, and handed the keys to a factory worker who won

It's worth it, though...

People are just mixing him up with Bernie again

Juliana 👁‍🗨 Larry David getting accused of being a “huge Zionist” is a curb plot

I’ve witnessed where a woman’s car bashed a man’s car. The man came down, realised it’s a woman that bashed him. Told the woman to call her husband, that he has nothing to say to her. It’s the husband he wants to talk to.

About a third of the way into this episode Seth Harp drops that, while it didn't make it into the final book for various reasons, he did a rough estimate of how many people JSOC killed in Iraq during the surge years (2007-2009) and estimated that it was about 100,000 people.

I watched more of those “just Israeli things” videos where the lady explains Israeli cultural traditions and one of the examples she gave was a waiter adding random shit to a tab, getting caught, and then being like ah today I am the loser and you are the winner.

💔

Materialism legit one of the worst phrases to escape containment ever….

jolene Juliana 👁‍🗨 I think ‘material conditions’ escaping containment commited far greater sins. Its fucking hilarious though that it asks us the question how do you send shit out of containment? My answer is to kidnap the science communicator who wrote the ‘how to turn a sphere inside out’ vid.

I've been biting my tongue on this one (fearing cancellation, of course). But time to stick my head above that bloody parapet: "Your Party" should be renamed "Solidarity With JK Rowling" British worker-females have been underrepresented for too long!