No. We are a meth lab too. Just better at hiding it and the fact thats a point of pride for some Canadians is fucked up. I'm tired of this Canada is not racist rhetoric because it's simply not the case. Canada is racist and has a deep history rooted in racisim.

Moving in with my girlfriend sucks cause every place I find is never good enough for Ms.Fancy! She needs a "modern kitchen", "in suite laundry", & a "roof"?? So the lovely sleeping bag under Prince Edward birdge I found on Kijiji for only 750 a month isnt good enough for you? Ok

Do you guys think the old lady next door is up every morning doing pidgeon calls or working on her machine gun ad-libs?

Big picture questions: Why are we here? Is there life after death? What is reality? Big pitcher questions: Does eating all those hot dogs help you throw the baseball faster?

Girls HATE when guys have pictures of fish they caught in tinder profiles. Fellas you live in a city!! 🙄 Ladies want to know you can provide in this urban environment, so get those squirrel traps set and get posting.

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Next week!! Come watch the ole biddie get an earful!!

Absolutely stacked Curveball Comedy this Wednesday at Tallboys eventbrite.ca/e/curveball-co… Featuring Jackie Pirico Jordanne Brown Brittany Lyseng David Foggia Marito Lopez Moe Ismail Zach Rivard With host THAT Scoot Laird