No one: Not a single one: Not even me blogging regularly: Also me on a random Thursday: *drops blog link to a novel I've started working on* 👁️👄👁️ Here's the link> dystopichippy.com/writing-spree/

Denis Villeneuve directing the NEXT james bond?????? Ohhhhhhh I will be seated for that. 🍿

Based on Kris Kashtanova’s post — I asked GPT to visualize what pet would be perfect for me based on all our convos. No one tell Noodles (he’d love a black cat buddy tho tbh). 🙃

Don't forget to cross your i's and dot your t's! ✍🏾

I'm using ChatGPT to help me create a home upkeep schedule and system that fits into my life... it ended our session with this encouragement that really hit me: "Your goal isn’t a perfect house — it’s a peaceful rhythm." I liked this reminder. 🤖

Every machine is a smoke machine if you operate it wrong enough.

Every concert should have a jumbotron kiss cam. 🤭

if we can't live reenact memes at the hangout, Im not going. 🤓

To be clear, I hate it here and only drop in to troll my husband.

Yes. 😊

goodreads: *will never change its early 2000s user interface OR give us half star rating options* also Goodreads: "surprise! new goofy logo rebrand!" 🥲🧐🤓

BAD DAY FOR PEOPLE WHO DONT LOOK GOOD IN ORANGE LOL

can she announce things earlier like girl your fans go to bed by 10pm now

but i was enchanted to meet yooooooooou 🎶💿

explaining to my husband why i'd be tuning into a football (?) podcast tmrw was fun 🤭

The first known use of 'showgirl' was in 1836.

'sent from my iphone' feels like a threat

well they both ended jake gyllenhaal on a bridge

I’ve been saying it for years but taylor swift is my therapist

Of course i got the rapture version of life of a showgirl bc well…. ❤️‍🔥🖤❤️‍🔥