Today woke up to Hugo (4yrs) crying and panicked: “Mom! Mom, someone pooped in my bed! I feel it and it’s poop!!” 😂 Thanks, Saturday

Hugo: Mom, only boys are cool. Girls are not cool. Me: What?! Are you saying I’m not cool?! Hugo: Well. . .you are cool. . .because you’re a mother

Me: Hugo, how was school? Hugo: Kinda good and kinda bad. Me: What made it bad? Hugo: We just have to do jobs. Me: Well, what did you want at school? Hugo (shoulder shrug): Like, a water slide and fun.

Discussing sharing a muffin. Me: Hugo, you can have a quarter and Enzo can have a quarter. Hugo: I want a quarter and another quarter. That means I have a nickel. #Homeschooling2020

On Glen shaving his head: Hugo: Wow, Dad, your ears look great! They’re so big!

Ran to the post office while Enzo was napping (oldest boys were watching cartoons). Jack: What if Enzo wakes up? Me: He won’t. Hugo: Oh, just say you’re here. I got ya. 👍Got your back, Mom. (wink)

Early this morning Hugo crawled into my bed and snuggled up. Hugo: Mommy, why did you decide to adopt me? Me: Hugo, honey, you’re not adopted.

Disappointing - mom was scammed by some reprobate in a gift card scam. Thanks Best Buy for helpful customer support and fraud department. Sephora disappointingly complicit in gift card fraud scheme - anything for a sale

And I meant it. All staff are working hard: EVS to RT, nurses, pharmacists, therapists, aids and docs. And many more. We’re all here to take care of our community - please community, do your part to help us. ksl.com/article/500460…

Threatening to take toys always for bad behavior. Hugo: Well, nothing can take away my imagination. Me (laughing): Yes, that’s true. Hugo: Well, except death

Waking up ‘early’ this morning to see Dr Elizabeth Middleton on ⁦CNN⁩ ! Thank you for sharing the story of our frontline workers and case counts in Utah ⁦University of Utah Health⁩ #COVID19 #vaxuputah

On spring break with the kids: Me: Hugo! You’re pants are on backwards! Hugo (7yo): MOM! Why the hell should I care?!

This kid’s on fire today: Hugo, looking intently at another boy in a restaurant. Me: Hugo, what ya doing kiddo? Hugo (with a shrug): Staring into his soul.

If you're not as furious about children being gunned down as Senator Chris Murphy, you are heartless.

this is insane

.Beto O'Rourke just showed up and shook things up. Austin Statesman

19 Fourth Graders were slaughtered. We aren’t letting you assholes change the topic.

Wait. They want us to focus on the school door being unlocked? So let me get this straight: They say it should have been much harder to enter the building, but won’t make it harder to buy the AR-15 he used to kill 19 kids and two teachers? Do you hear how insane that sounds?!

Just a few months ago I literally had to explain to Republican members of Congress how periods work. Their complete and utter incompetence is now killing women and pregnant people across the US. There remains no legitimate grounding or basis to force birth in the United States.

Gross and shameful These 157 House Republicans Voted Against Protections For Same-Sex Marriage news.yahoo.com/157-house-repu… via Yahoo News