Austin Ebert (@ebertaustin) 's Twitter Profile
Austin Ebert

@ebertaustin

LC

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calendar_today17-09-2013 22:19:21

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Bovine Thots With Poppin Twats (@thedailycowman) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Reason number 7487 why I love rural Merica Old boy asked to borrow a clutch pedal from an old Farmall decorative tractor parked in yard so his Farmall could be in the parade Today he returned and reinstalled pedal and made payment An opened 20 pack with 13 beers left 🀣🀣🀣

Reason number 7487 why I love rural Merica 

Old boy asked to borrow a clutch pedal from an old Farmall decorative tractor parked in yard so his Farmall could be in the parade

Today he returned and reinstalled pedal and made payment

An opened 20 pack with 13 beers left 🀣🀣🀣
Bovine Thots With Poppin Twats (@thedailycowman) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Bride is always complaining about me leaving puddles on the bathroom floor after a shower which she then steps in wearing socks Me *walks into bathroom, steps in my own water with socks on* Yells "Sumbitch" Bride "What happened?" Me "Um, um, um, I stubbed my toe........"