Oh me of little faith. Excellent from Spurs. So much more confident and composed. Thomas The Frank Engine chugging along nicely!

shes going to DIE! Can someone please donate some punctuation?

Fair dues Grealish. A most likeable character.

Oooh No Fernandes more like. #FULMUN

I STILL cannot get over this.

Eeee this is proper Barclays this. 👌 #NEWLIV

Some craic if Liverpool parade Isak around the pitch now.

It's been revealed that if successful Jim Gavin will bring in rule changes for the presidency. President can't venture out of their own remit. President can't go on a solo run. 2 points for a handshake outside the arc of the red carpet. A hooter to signal the end of speech.

Another train. Another trip without names displayed above seats. 👌

This time tomorrow...

Even the most cynical satarist couldn't come up with a more damning indictment of football media than this utter brain bleach.

I'll rule myself out, thank you.

Pub bores. Here's one for the weekend. This childhood earworm banger was performed by...The Pointer Sisters. youtu.be/Hcx44e2gnfI?si…

Sittin' back and savouring every last drop of my 0% Festival FOMO...