As well as a castle and a yacht, JKR now owns Boy George.

Heidi helping with the sound checks for Parklife in #HeatonPark at 9am, some revellers already here too. Stay safe everyone and enjoy. #BTposse

Late night zoomies!!!

I was gonna send an SMM pals. (save my manhood) However it turns out the vetty lady can’t find any undecended testicle.. so am getting to keep the one on the outside! Am I the only pal to come home with em, when I’ve been booked in to get em off? 🙈😂 #btposse

Testicle? Still got it pals! 😂🥰🕺🏼❤️🐾#BTPosse

Slow start to Saturday pals. I’ve heard there’s talk of sausages for my breakfast today 🥰🕺🏼🐾 #btposse

#NewProfilePic #StillGotMaBaw 😂🤣

Took us a while to settle and find our pals. Here to 13 more years of friendships 🥰🐾 #BTPosse

That’s the Dunbar holiday starting out a treat pals. Dismantled chicken ahoy! 😂🤣 #BTPosse

Happy birthday J.K. Rowling . We are awffy fond of you around our bit 🥰❤️ Hope your day has been as magnificent as you. And these two 🥰❤️🐾

Och pals. Been to the holiday vet today. Have a very sore ear! M has been shown how to clean them, and I’ve got steroids to take as well. Think there’s talk of a food overhaul next week too.. I’m now snoring on the settee. Hope I’ll be ok for walks on Sunday!! #btposse

😍❤️🐬 A baby dolphin has been spotted out on the Tay! Ian from SaltDog Marine spotted the calf during one of his outings and has said it is the smallest he's ever seen! What a cutie! Echoing the words of Ian: welcome to Dundee little one!

Is it time to see my pals yet M? #BTPosse

M thinks she’s funny… #btposse #btpossedunbar9

Well pals.. I’m still not well. More steroids, steroid ear drops.. swabs taken of my ear.. and now on buscopan for my tummy too, because I’m all bloated 😭 Not feeling myself at all. Back to the vetty lady on Wednesday #BTPosse Stay with Eddies Posh Grannie and grandpa for a few days💔

Reporting from Eddies Posh Grannie and Grandpas house pals. Am getting loads of sausages, and grannie is sticking stuff in my ears. I’m getting lots of sleep in the big bed too. Think I’m feeling a bit better 🥰 Grannie and Grandpa spoil me 🥰😘❤️🐾 #BTPosse

Petition: Introduce an automatic 2-year sentence for carrying a knife & fund prevention petition.parliament.uk/petitions/7333… Please pals. Feel free to sign and share. Petition started after knife killing of Dr Fortune Gomo in Dundee. #btposse #DrFortuneGomo

Sitting with Eddies Posh Grannie outside pals! Lovely weather 😘🥰🕺🏼 #btposse