Gezuar Amerike

Duke pare qe protesta dje ia arriti qellimit, une po rris çmimin a naftes sot.....

Ne Japoni I vra ish kryeministri, une personalisht njoh nja dy ish kryeministra ne Shqiperi. Vete nuk jam bere akoma ish...

Ky Visi I paketave I ka pagu taksat?

Ilir kot e ke, je non grata.

Po me ankohen qytetaret e Tiranes ne WhatsApp na mbyten turistet. E fundit nga mashtruesi ordiner ne Bashki. Me mbyten budallenjt.

Zoti Zef Mazi, nothing persona it's just business...

Ilir, te thashe je non grata, mua me dalin fjalet....

Dridhe Like, beje trike...

The solution to 🇬🇧 immigration issue caused by albanians is that British Government takes over Albania, dissolve albanian parliament and government, establish absolute monarchy. Mail+ #Immigration

Une u bera stadiumin ne Kukes, u bera aeroportin, u bere qendren e Kukesit, e çunat e londres nga Kukesi j bejne bust Elizabetes e jo mua. Nga tani 4 vjet burg kush shko ne Angli. #duabust

Qe kur jam ne Kryeministri kam rritur nivelin e te shprehurit me metafora, shprehje frazeologjike etj. Kurse per nedertimin e vatanit kam lene koqen e namit.

Kemi lançuar Nanoteknologji ne nder te Nanos. Se shpejti lançojme Ramateknologji.... ecim

A deal to fast track the deportation of Albanian migrants came a step closer on Thursday after I phoned Britain's PM. And this is who are they deporting first. #Immigration #invasion #albanianinvasion #NigelFarage

Finally Switzerland is not anymore neutral...but is 🇦🇱 #FIFAWorldCup #SerbiaSvizzera #SerbiavsSwitzerland #Serbia

Home Office Can the public have the names of the Civil Servant and the supervising government politician responsible for this purely political tweet ? Please retweet if you would like this information.

E dini qe ne Britani ka nje katund me emrin Surrey qe perkthehet Surrel.

Ne shqiptaret jemi ashtu siç na duan te na shohin armiqte. Per hallet e njeri tjetrit shkojme tek te huajt e nuk ulemi me njeri tjetrin si vellezer qe jemi. Parody account

Yes it's me... Parody account

Lali Eri pasi te mbaroje se lyeri shkallet e pallatit, te behet dating te lyej shkallet ne burg. #incineratori