Michael Flatley's presidential ambitions look like they've fallen flat on their face if the latest polls are anything to go by. I ran one of my own, and I think about 10 of my followers were prepared to give him a vote. The journal poll was even more miserable. 77% said no to the

Danny Healy-Rae getting shoved out of it earlier today was shameful carry-on. The heavy-handed Garda clearly didn't recognise him, but regardless, he shouldn't have laid a hand on him or manhandled that woman because she dared to record him. I suspect he'll be updating his CV

Elaine Mullally spotted a glaring omission in Helen SmackEntee's vision for the future, but God forbid she might have an agenda. Her husband makes puberty blockers, and given there's a massive shortage of school spaces, she can send all the boys to Loreto and the nuns can help

I'm surprised this polemic has managed to stay up for as long as it has, but the message couldn't be any clearer. UK citizens have had enough.

Here's a thought. What if Martin and Harris were to wake up tomorrow morning, have a rare attack of guilt, and decide to do the decent thing, sling their hooks and piss off for good? I’m deadly serious. They could pack their bags, hop on a Ryanair flight to God-knows-where

A friend asked me to take a listen to her car which was making all sorts of strange noises, and I said, "Your engine's knocking like a skeleton having a wank in a biscuit tin." She looked at me wide-eyed, and I couldn't tell if she was going to laugh or cry. "Edward, you can be

The new Garda Commissioner has been announced and, by all accounts, is a popular choice to replace Drew Harris in a few weeks time. A native of Dublin, Justin Kelly was assistant commissioner in charge of ‘serious crime’, including specialist units that tackled the likes of the

You'd wonder how much attention Martin's speechwriters pay to social media. "In terms of", which normally punctuates his every second sentence, wasn't used once. I won't take any credit for its absence, but the MSM wouldn't dare pull him up on these idioms. As for most of this

A Garda has been stabbed following an incident near Capel St, Dublin. Gardaí should be fully armed to protect themselves against attacks like this, as batons are woefully inadequate against machetes and knives.

A €100 million plan to redevelop St Stephen's Green Shopping Centre in Dublin has been turned down by An Coimisiún Pleanála after Dublin City Council gave it the go-ahead in 2023. The proposed new development had all the design flair of a box of cornflakes and looked like a

In a rare victory for common sense, an appeal court has overturned a ruling that the state was in breach of its UN obligation to provide housing for asylum seekers. As Dublin slowly turned into one of the biggest campsites in Europe, the State appealed a High Court decision that

Ireland, the land of a thousand welcomes, has now become the land of a thousand cuts. It's a place where men, women, and children live in permanent fear and move at an uncomfortable pace. Murderous knuckle-draggers wielding machetes are treated like royalty and given priority

Looking at this unhinged lunatic from another angle, it's quite obvious this was an unprovoked attack. Watching an innocent Garda being stabbed into the side with murderous intent is enough to make your blood boil. And as for those that think the Gardai response was over the top,

I’ve an idea. How about somebody get in touch with Helen Smack-in-the-teeth's other half—you know, the lad who makes the puberty blockers—and, by way of atonement, ask him if he will donate a load of those willy wilters to the IPAS centres? Give it 6 months, and they’ll all be