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On an early comedy album, Steve Martin spoke about going to a show in Las Vegas: "Wow! Look at all those tits!" "There must be 57 tits up there!"

I can't get a straight answer from support or grok. How do you create a second account on X?

If some clown says, "You're smarter than you look!" Just reply, "No one could be that smart." It will take them a while and some won't ever get it since it is too abstract for them.

Do you bring all of the understanding you have of life into every moment?

Trailing clouds of glory do we come From God, who is our home. William Wordsworth

"Ask not what your country can do for you. Ask what you can do for your country." No. We are more important than our country. At bottom, this famous quote is an appeal to collectivist thinking. Happy Independence Day!

Just a reminder: sex at birth is noted, not assigned, just as you notice if a dog has balls or not. It's as simple as that. Anything beyond this is a Marxist lie.

A truly American woman. Happy Independence Day!

The lives of the great composers were so difficult that when a studio decided to portray them, they had classic tough guys play the roles. Mozart was played by Bruce Willis. Beethoven was played by Stallone. They let Arnold Schwarzenegger choose. He said, "I'll be Bach."

I used to be a dumbass, but I studied critical thinking and now I'm a smartass.

Do you support an unverified account like me ??

Hey HG family, I’m a flea’s fart away from 10k—if you have an extra follow for ya girl I’d be much obliged 🥰 I do FB but I’ve also cleaned out D pics (whhyyyyyy 😵) out of my inbox today so….. mind your manners and I’m happy to be friends ❤️🇺🇸

Not the dumbest garment I've ever seen, but...

Can't all weapons be used as assault weapons?

"I want a T-bone steak smothered in pork chops!" Woody Woodpecker