Ur not in lockdown till u delete Citymapper. Til then- ur not in lockdown, ur in denial. I don’t make the rules x

Tempted to make a Coronavirus joke but scared if everyone gets it and the only thing more deadly than a virus is being mainstream

Self isolating, went downstairs to have a snack of musli - started singing “cuz we’d rather have a bowl of coco pops”. Bit upset, first words I’ve spoken out loud all day, there is no We and there are no coco pops, I can’t even go out and buy coco pops. Wtf cocopops.

Living ma freelance quarantine dream and got myself a side hustle where I sell up-cycled Gü pots at 3x Sainsbury’s retail Gü price to fuel my addiction for Gü.

Extroverts/introverts at this point in lockdown

Hilarious now that anyone thought it was a plot hole that after the events of Jurassic Park that people would dare A) Re-open the park B) Be eager to visit the re-opened Park

Breonna Taylor’s name is no longer trending and the police that murdered her are still free. If you see this please reply/quote/tweet on your own. ARREST BRETT HANKISON, JONATHAN MATTINGLY & MYLES COSGROVE FOR THE MURDER OF #BREONNATAYLOR.

CASTING CALLOUT! Wanna be a Lesbian Space Criminal with us at @VAULTFestival 2022? Get in touch 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩🌌🚓 RT / share / jettison into space 🏳️‍🌈

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no pain au chocolat, no gain au chocolat

#BlackFriday Deal! Lesbian Space Crime Soho Theatre is 30% off with code BF22 until Sunday 🤯🤯🤯 Get tix now: sohotheatre.com/whats-on/#blac…

LESBIAN SPACE CRIME has its press night tonight @SohoTheatre. I'm so proud of the amazing team that has brought this show to life! 📸 Cam Harle Performers & Co-Creators: Rosanna Suppa, Robbie Taylor Hunt, Eleanor Colville Performer: Elizabeth Chu

⭐⭐⭐⭐ from LOST IN THEATRELAND! "Raucously funny from start to finish." Our spacey chaotic comedy runs at Soho Theatre until the 22nd 🏳️‍🌈🛸

Huuuuuge congrats to the amazing team behind Lesbian Space Crime AIRLOCK for their two OffWestEnd / Offies Awards nominations - Best Play and Performance Ensemble 👏👏👏 Only 2 more chances to catch it at ours 🙌✨👽

2 MORE NIGHTS!

Southerners. Go. NORRRTHH Off-brand sketch from the makers of Pansexual Pregnant Piracy, coming to Soho Theatre March 26 - April 13 🏴‍☠️ Outlandish comedy collides with a ne’er-before-seen queer tale in this swashbucklin' follow-up to our Offie-nominated Lesbian Space Crime 🚀

When Southerners Go North… ⚡️⛈️🐺 A lil sketch for yas