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Finally playing the part I was born to play: a man carrying a bag of potatoes who bumps into Eliana Kwartler

Mine in this week’s New Yorker 🤌

It's very important to me that young people know how to be safe online. So if this video goes viral, I will tweet my social security number.

Youths! Let internet stranger Eliana Kwartler warn you about the dangers of trusting people you don’t know online.

Had the most fun talking to Stephen Colbert last night about my two fave topics: fashion and temporal paradox!

Featuring Eliana Kwartler watching her boo Samuel Wagreich absolutely shred

I’m not saying I love this Asher Perlman cartoon *because* it features me and Samuel Wagreich. But I do and it does!

Happy belated Twosday! Very wonderful pitch by Sara Molinari and very soothing pipes by me.

That millennial was me!

How funny (and sorry) are Asher Perlman and Stevenson Waltien omg

As a rule, when Kate Sidley says "I have an idea," I always go with it and never ask any questions (except maybe "Can the lady candies have boobies?")

Thank you, as always, to Stephen Colbert for letting me come on and cling desperately to my youth. Written with the actually perfect Asher Perlman and produced by the also actually perfect Jonah Meyerson!