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Ellie Jay - Sarcastic Author

@elliejaywrites

Author of sarcastic dialogue, witty narration and general shenanigans across all genres of fiction. Has shiny books. Thinks she's funny.

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I'm actually at home, not doing events, on a Sunday. This feels weird. What does one do with all this time? Actually write stuff for once?

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I know a lot of people have stopped buying them but its nice to have some original Christmas cards in for special friends and family Order early to spread the cost! You can even find some #VintageMap Christmas cards! #ChristmasInJuly #LincsConnect #MHHSBD lincolnmaplady.co.uk

I know a lot of people have stopped buying them but its  nice to have some original Christmas cards in for special friends and family
Order early to spread the cost!
You can even find some #VintageMap Christmas cards!
#ChristmasInJuly #LincsConnect #MHHSBD
lincolnmaplady.co.uk
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It's normal to feel insanely selfish about wanting to book yourself onto a 6 day creative writing retreat, right? It's honestly so hard to make a decision about this kind of thing.

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Well, after whatever the heck yesterday was (I couldn't log in at all) I am BACK. None shall defeat me, not even the terrible coding of this site.

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The weekly craft fair I've come to rely on as a free opportunity to sell books and network with other small businesses has closed down. Permanently. It made up over half my takings on books last month and this month. Searching for new events but I feel pretty lost.

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#LincsConnect Does anyone know of any local (to Lincoln/North Hykeham area) cheap (no more than Β£15) craft fairs or events? My weekly event is closed and I'm at a loss for what to do with my in stock books to get my money back. No car boots please. Other suggestions welcome.

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I despise deadlines, ultimatums and demands. I'm indie, I can do shit at my own pace. Unless you're paying me or we have a contract, I will take my sweet time.

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I don't care if you're doing it for SEO reasons. I don't care if it's your 'keyword'. An event is not 'Townname very own market'. It's 'Townname's very own market'. Apostrophe lives matter.

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Yesterday, I put together slides for my course session on editing. Part of the slides covered why you shouldn't rely on technology. Last night, I had a dream that Grammarly kept correcting aren't to isn't in sentences like 'they aren't coming'. It's leaking into my dreams.

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Working with other authors is EXACTLY like teaching ten-year-olds sometimes. Half of them haven't put their names on their work and the ones who have put it in completely the wrong place.