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Tusk 🦣

@elontusk_4real

🧈 Butter Activist 🧊Freeze Peach Enthusiast 🍑 Doer of Comedy 🎭 Midlife Crisis haver ☢️ Oil Portrait Artist to greg, Roaring Kitty and the Sultan of Arabia 🐪

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If you brake check me because you're going 20 under the speed limit and refuse to drive like a respectable person I am not going to "learn my lesson" I'm gonna drive up your asshole and I promise I will make you more anxious than you're trying to make me You wrinkled stupid fuck

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Tusk 🦣 If i could afford to, i would buy you a police grade PA system for christmas. Could you imagine screaming nice turn signal asshole and the entire road way is jealous of you and wants one... lol

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Everyone has played Final Fantasy 4 and 6 But have you played 5??? I played 4 and 6 as a kid and this year alone I've played 3, 4, 8, 9, 10 and Tactics I've been saving 5 because I think I'm going to love it. This is the last of the 16 bit era FF games I've never played.

Everyone has played Final Fantasy 4 and 6

But have you played 5???

I played 4 and 6 as a kid and this year alone I've played 3, 4, 8, 9, 10 and Tactics 

I've been saving 5 because I think I'm going to love it. This is the last of the 16 bit era FF games I've never played.
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I ain't no homophobe but hol'up here... ⚠️ MILD SPOILERS ⚠️ I'm 2 hours into FFV Faris, the pink-haired pirate is introduced as a dude, presumably There's a scene where you go to collect him from the town bar prior to setting sail and he's sleeping 💕 All the male party

I ain't no homophobe but hol'up here...

⚠️ MILD SPOILERS ⚠️

I'm 2 hours into FFV

Faris, the pink-haired pirate is introduced as a dude, presumably 

There's a scene where you go to collect him from the town bar prior to setting sail and he's sleeping 

💕 All the male party
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My personal item rule early on in a JRPG is to have one for each party member of every item that can cure an ailment, during battle I've fucked myself over plenty of times not observing this simple rule I have 4 party members, they each have one of all the curative items

My personal item rule early on in a JRPG is to have one for each party member of every item that can cure an ailment, during battle 

I've fucked myself over plenty of times not observing this simple rule 

I have 4 party members, they each have one of all the curative items
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🐍 Awh Syldra 🥺 My new favorite FF character is a water dragon friend the sexually ambiguous pirate Faris grew up with Sweet baby

🐍 Awh Syldra 🥺 

My new favorite FF character is a water dragon friend the sexually ambiguous pirate Faris grew up with 

Sweet baby
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In *late* 2020 my mortgage was $825 a month Conventional 30 year loan Fixed rate I've never borrowed against it My home is only worth about 20% more than it was when I bought it Yet... My payment has MORE THAN DOUBLED Americans are being priced out of their own modest

In *late* 2020 my mortgage was $825 a month 

Conventional 30 year loan 

Fixed rate 

I've never borrowed against it

My home is only worth about 20% more than it was when I bought it 

Yet...

My payment has MORE THAN DOUBLED 

Americans are being priced out of their own modest
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My wife got me a new controller so I could get the proper feel of a retro controller for playing Mega Man X It's only the greatest game ever made

My wife got me a new controller so I could get the proper feel of a retro controller for playing Mega Man X

It's only the greatest game ever made