The Y2K bug was real and it made me bisexual.

Changing my name to Lspeth Right.

How it feels to post on X instead of tweeting on Twitter

Trudeau constantly taking his kids to the movies is giving major "newly divorced dad" energy. Soon he's going to buy a new car and start dating someone who hates me.

This Thursday to Saturday (August 10-12), from Conan and Jimmy Kimmel Live, catch Chris Cope plus great guests and Just-For-Laughs vets Pete Zedlacher Sean McLoughlin Gino Durante Elspeth Wright you've reached jason Marianne Mandrusiak & more! Info/tix: comedynest.com

Standup comedy—the ultimate act of introspection—in which the modern-day philosopher subjects themselves to profound vulnerability in search of truth (asking the man and woman sitting at the front if they’ve fucked yet and if not why not)

This week! Zoofest vet Matt Shury hosts Newbie Tuesday and JUST FOR LAUGHS recording artist Elspeth Wright hosts Comedy Lab Wednesday! August 15 & 16, 8pm (to 9:30), $6 gets you in and a free pass to a weekend show! Info/tix: comedynest.com

My therapist keeps mispronouncing my name but I don't have the courage to correct her, I'm going to have to hire another therapist to help me work on that.

That #awkward moment when you meet your own time traveling clone #priceless 🤣 Elspeth Wright has a warning for Miss Jenna Foxx #AVSS ⏱️ #jerryspringer Full episode only at ManyVids

This week! Zoofest vet Aseem! hosts Newbie Tuesday and JUST FOR LAUGHS recording artist Elspeth Wright hosts Comedy Lab Wednesday! September 19 & 20, 8pm (to 9:30), $6 gets you in and a free pass to a weekend show! Info/tix: comedynest.com

Preparing for a trip is mostlt just me checking to make sure my passport didn't magically disappear.

U say something funny and guys r like hmm.. it would be so funny if someone said that

Happy "Oh right, my Seasonal Affective Disorder Kicks off in Autumn not Winter...how does this catch me off gaurd EVERY YEAR" to all who celebrate.

My mum misheard something I said the other day...I'm working on a bit about it because literally no one has ever done that before.

Joined Weight Watchers so I can gamify hating myself.

Sunday November 19th! Catch Elspeth Wright's Battle of Wits right here as JUST FOR LAUGHS recording artists @everydayjoemtl Carly Baker & Viveth K face off in a hilarious trivia battle! 8pm (to 9:30), $15 gets you in and a free pass to a weekend show! Tix comedynest.com

Friday November 24th! Catch JUST FOR LAUGHS vet Kyle Brownrigg plus great guests and fellow Just-For-Laughians Swift Elspeth Wright nickbenks Darren Henwood & more! 8pm & 10:30, $15/$10st, info/tix: comedynest.com

its their own fault for not posting more crowd work clips.