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The only good news I get is that my order has shipped

“Men used to build empires” 🤣🤣

What I wanna know is what happened to the Lost episodes I bought on iTunes for my iPod video.

Some of y’all forget the reason we have food safety regulations is because companies used to do things like adding chalk to spoiled milk so it looked normal. Regulations don’t exist because governments enjoy them. They exist because pure unadulterated capitalism would kill us.

New Lorde AND Haim on the same day? It’s like an indie girl Christmas!

I feel like clouds were a bigger deal when there was less to do.

Where ever he goes it’s windy.

i love when people say “that’s so you” it feels good to know i exist and have a vibe

we come to this place to fall in love again and again

Another HBO show teasing a Monkey with gun. Give the people what they want!

Deep Dish at the Vatican tonight boys!

50s band name: The Guys 60s band name: The Royal Turtle Brigade 70s band name: Slax 80s band name: Hear Here 90s band name: Turd Burglar 00s band name: We Are All Members of Parliament 10s band name: Dog Toe 20s band name: TESSERACT/ctrl-panel

Let her Play Polly Pocket

some of my best friends are podcasts

If you want to finally hear what happened between me and #Madonna , check out my interview on Chris Hill's Podcast "Blacklisted". open.spotify.com/episode/5Nq99f…

summer is going to feel like this

Just let your girlfriend be crazy like who cares bro

Delicious

So proud of my wife Elyse Hollander on the premiere of FREAKIER FRIDAY tonight !