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Simon & Schuster Children's Books Strong start to the day when you rap along to Each Peach, Pear, Plum with MC Grammar Great to hear from A.F. Steadman #JacobNorth #RachelMorrisroe #ZohraNabi Emily-Jane has a Knobbly Bottom (book!) #JennyValentine Nicola Baker Abiola Bello Will Sliney

The trouble with Westley from The Princess Bride being your first love is that no other man will ever be as you wish.

I had a great time chatting knobbly bottoms, funny stories and silly songs to school across Lancashire as part of the Lancashire School Library Service #FantasticBookAward

I found a new way to procrastinate open.substack.com/pub/emilyjanec…

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Is anybody awake? stolensleep.com/2025/03/20/is-…

I definitely should NOT write newsletters at this time of the month. But DO men know how lucky they are? open.substack.com/pub/emilyjanec…

I wrote a thing about my about making hard things into funny stories-motherhood, divorce and yes, getting hit by buses open.substack.com/pub/emilyjanec…

I am on deadline so obviously I am procrastinating on Substack. I wrote HOW TO BE A GROWN UP about the time I had it all figured out. It started in London when i bought a takeaway coffee while wearing smart trousers. open.substack.com/pub/emilyjanec…

LOVE this cover for Cringe Club, first book in the hilarious new series from comedy genius Emily-Jane has a Knobbly Bottom (book!), told entirely in a group chat. Out 31st July Simon & Schuster Children's Books.

I always forget about twitter but i am excited to say I can finally announce my new book to anyone who is still here!

I am excited to announce my new book - CRINGE CLUB- out with @simonkidsuk on July 31st! With artwork by the legendary wotto76 I can't wait for you to have a sneaky read of Kennedy, Devon and Liv's hilarious group chat. Available for pre order on Amazon! amzn.eu/d/2tgAsQG

So excited for you to join my CRINGE CLUB. My new book is out with Simon & Schuster Children's Books on 31st July with artwork by wotto

CRINGE CLUB- my funny new book for tweens written entirely in group chat, is now available for pre-order at the AWESOME Kibworth Books kibworthbooks.com/products/youve…

I HAVE AN AWARD-WINNING BOTTOM! Thank you so much to all the children who voted for my knobbly bottom and all its illustrations by @jeffcrowtherart in #TheFantasticBookAwards

Happy anniversary to me. I have been divorced a year but only risen like a pigeon... open.substack.com/pub/emilyjanec…

Mood open.substack.com/pub/emilyjanec…

On this week’s Radio Nonsense pod the guest is Emily-Jane has a Knobbly Bottom (book!), who talks to Tiernan about oceans of peanut butter and her brilliant new book Cringe Club (simonandschuster.co.uk/books/Cringe-C…). Get your kids to listen at: pod.fo/e/2f3ea5 Available all places podcasts exist.

To celebrate the launch of CRINGE CLUB- my new funny book (out 31 July please pre-order)I'm launching a family podcast of the same name! Join me while I chat to some hilarious guests about our most embrassing moments & embrace our cringe! Out Thursday! podfollow.com/cringe-club