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Emmet Nichols

@emmetnichols

Really funny guy. Company director of @Impromptunes impromptunes.com.au

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Strange times can bring out the worst, but can also bring out the best. I’d encourage you to share any touching moments you see*. *With the government! They’ve strictly declared ‘No Touching!’

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Seriously, though. Saw a friend give toilet paper to a virtual stranger. I praised his kindness. Him: “That’s how I roll.” Me: 🙄

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A #sketch. Man: Did you hear? There's a troll living under *mumbles* Woman: Under where? Man: No, completely naked! 👏 👏 👏

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Boy lies twice and in response village sets wolves on him. Moral: there are no coincidences. #lessonlearned #efficientfables

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Lion gets a painful splinter and hallucinates mice until it works itself out. Moral: Time heals all wounds #efficientfables

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Gmail, When I click reply, assume I'm emailing the other person in the thread. I'LL tell YOU when I want to email myself. It'll be rare.