Took mini-me golfing on a real course for the first time this weekend. Back 9. He did great. If letting him drive the cart for a few holes (say 12-16 before nearing the clubhouse) weren't against the rules he might have said it was the best part of it all... hypothetically. 🤣

speaking of Bartolo @SNY can we sign him? My god this pitching staff just craps the bed in the 4th EVERY game.

Oh a guy who's been a reliever his whole career keeps melting down in the fourth inning? What a shock! Stearns needs to change his attack on pictures. I'm worried it's already shot this season to hell unless Senga and Menaea fix themselves soon. Holmes is a reliever. The end.

He did this in 6 seasons, including the covid shortened one. Pretty wild to pass Kingman, Piazza, Wright and Strawberry that fast. Love this goofy kid. #LGM 🐻‍❄️

It is insane how EVERY Mets starting pitcher is just falling apart in the 4th inning for the last two months. Peterson was the lone exception, tonight he joined that sad ass party. From 6-0 to 6-4 with 2 on and 1 out in the blink of an eye. 🤬

Whiskey on the Waterfront at the Sagamore Spirit distillery. Always a good time.

doomer The Romans overcame the Phallanx with Maniples — smaller groups of 100+ men in a checkerboard formation. The phalanx required a solid, unbroken line to be effective. On hills, marshes, or broken ground it broke into gaps • Maniples, with their smaller size and spaced

This was wild to watch live. Didn't feel real. Just perfect. ⛳️

3D printed this MF Doom mask tonight. Y'know, just trippin' off the beat kinda, slippin' off the meat grinder.

Nice form Nate Bargatze. Praying to the bird was certainly a choice, too. But hey, what are these laws with these birds?

Remember when there was that bear running through a neighborhood that climbed a tree and they shot it with a tranquilizer dart after putting a trampoline underneath the tree to break its fall? I think about that several times a week.

Oh, is it that time of year where we gather around the doofus and sing NTC carols? 🤣

My god is this an amazing tweet. Bandwagon panties all bunched up.

Sales to Canada fell 62%. Overall sales are up. Canada is adorable thinking they matter. All 253 of them.

Before Shohei made it global, I made it sexy. #LGM

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3D printing these coin holder pegs for my buddy who makes shadow boxes. A bit of trial and error to get the detail on the EGA right for such a small thing. But they came out all right, going for a carved wood look, and he's going to do a little detail painting on them.

On my front porch, heard people screaming in a nearby house and thought something bad was happening. Screams lasted for 30ish seconds. Followed by applause and "Yeah Lamar!" Realized I'm in Baltimore and Ravens play tonight.

3D print of my ship the SES Mother of Destruction from Helldivers 2. Came out pretty solid!

When your son wants to be Bender from Futurama for Halloween and you own a 3D printer? You make it happen. When the helmet is all put together it's going to look badass. John DiMaggio would be proud.