We all know that off camera he’s blaming her and telling her it’s her fault they lost. She thinks she’s off to a new girlfwend / boyfwend relationship. He’s diving straight into his DMs looking for some fanny. What an awful pair they were. #Loveisland

I knew Andrada would rip Mug and Dejon a new arsehole and boy did she deliver. Confident, honest, empathetic and cutting. What a dumping she delivered. We all thank you. #loveisland

Mug : dead happy as she thinks she’s won a boyfwend Mustard : Absolutely devastated that he’s going to have to ask his mum for the down payment on the 75 plate Kia Sportage he’d arranged to be delivered in Sept. I cannot smile wide enough. #LoveIsland

Maya sat there thinking “just stop lying you fucking snake”. She sees you Mustard. #LoveIsland

Mug is already telling Mustard to change his relationship status on FB to “in a relationship with Mug”, to change his profile pic to one of them both and she’s scrolling down his Insta followers and saying “get wid” to every half decent looking woman on there. #LoveIsland

Watching Andrada clock Mustard on repeat. Absolutely tremendous scenes from the Queen. He was literally massacred in front of millions, and we were all there for it. His face when she unleashed the camera comment was pure gold. #LoveIsland

Dejon currently sending DMs saying , “thanks for the follow baby girl, wow - you are beautiful both inside and out” to every single girl who has followed him on Insta in the past 8 weeks. #LoveIsland #LoveIslandUK

No way Ty and Angel are winning tonight. He’s harmless, she aligned herself with the witches and is dull af. Shakira and Harry all the way ftw. She is a total queen, he’s been a dick but it’s evident they genuinely adore each other. Win this #LoveIsland

Could you imagine having to sit there listening to Mug blowing smoke up Mustard’s arse as - at the back of her mind - she’s still wondering what the chef meant earlier when he asked her how she wanted her steak. #LoveIsland #LoveIslandUK

Mug laughing in the background at Tommy’s cheating story on his first event out of the villa…..girlfwend, this will be Mustard doing it to you next week. #LoveIsland #LoveIslandUk

Meg and D. Biggest pair of pricks that have ever been on this programme. Ever. #LoveIsland

Maya absolutely beaming when interviewing Yas…..totally different to how she was with Mug. Maya knows who deserves the love. #LoveIsland #LoveIslandUK

#mafsuk #MarriedAtFirstSight Dean : “I’ve always been ghosted by women after the first few dates” Also Dean on the first date :

Well, Grace is an utter helmet isn’t she? #mafsuk

#MAFSUK #MarriedAtFirstSight “Grace is one of the QUIRKIEST brides we’ve met”….. Quirky =

Grace obviously just takes the piss when she is nervous. What a weapon. And now she’s doing a limerick. Utter prick. #MAFSUK #MarriedAtFirstSight

Dean….. Stop rapping, you fucking penis. Thanks. #MAFSUK

Dean - you can be a nice guy without being an utter fucking helmet you know. #MAFSUK

She’s ace ❤️ Nelly 👍🏻 #MAFSUK #MarriedAtFirstSight

Dean : “She’s not the first person to bring up the rapping and singing as annoying” No shit. Being with him must be like being with James Corden and another James Corden. I’m exhausted #MAFSUK #MarriedAtFirstSight