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Somewhere on the back roads of Ohio, Vivek Ramaswamy is having a pretty good day.

Reminder: If you want to make God laugh, tell Him your plans.

instant contender for most expensive tweets ever sent

Possible endgames for the Trump/Musk feud, in escalating order: -Strongly worded tweets eventually stop -All Musk subsidies/contracts scrapped -Musk flees the country -Space Force destroys Starlink satellites -Air Force nukes Starbase

"What kind of MAGA are you?"

genuinely today is like the series finale of twitter x.com/kanyewest/stat…

This piece was written yesterday, for once a day too *early* rather than late. But boy did it age fantastically over the last three hours! nationalreview.com/2025/06/what-d…

enjoy this moment everyone. sooner or later hillary's gonna post about it and it'll stop being funny

Truth Social has crashed from the traffic surge and in so doing accidentally created a hauntingly poignant image.

This is way bigger than that. This is 2Pac vs. Biggie, like you're not sure whether there may be bodies when it's all done.

It's always the children who suffer the most in a divorce, and man, that's like 19 kids I now have to feel sorry for between the two of them.

I don’t mean to be a height bigot but you can often tell when a man is under 6’0 tall just by how they talk.

Every article about the Elon breakup should feature Elon wearing the “Trump was right about everything” hat