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Post-doc, Security+PL Researcher, and Bitcoin Unenthusiast at @CollegeParkMC2/@plumlab | PhD @CornellCIS | Future Asst Prof @WisconsinCS | pronoun.is/he

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Hila Peleg is not here 🦋 (@hilacodes) 's Twitter Profile Photo

#FLoC2022 is coming soon! And because many of you have never been to Israel, Yotam Feldman and I have taken it upon ourselves to write up some travel tips.

EthanCecchetti@infosec.exchange (@ethancecchetti) 's Twitter Profile Photo

My computer used time.windows.com to sync its clock (until a minute ago), which has apparently been down for a month. The system clock drifted 2 full minutes and didn't tell me. Wat.

Talia Ringer 🟣 🎗️ (@taliaringer) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I honestly feel like the two most important things I can teach students as a professor are that: 1. they deserve to be treated with respect by people in positions of power, and 2. when they are in positions of power, they should treat those they have power over with respect.

EthanCecchetti@infosec.exchange (@ethancecchetti) 's Twitter Profile Photo

TFW, after "finishing" the hard part of the proof, you go to fill in the proof for the obviously-correct-but-annoying-to-prove critical lemma you left for later...and it turns out to be false. Time to fix my definitions!

Joseph Scrimshaw (@josephscrimshaw) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Daylight Saving Time is increasingly hard to notice when my digital are devices are like, "What? Nothing happened. We know what time it is." And my stove is left blinking and screaming, "IT HAPPENED! TIME SHIFTED UNNATURALLY! THEY'RE ALL LYING! ONLY I KNOW! ONLY I REMEMBER!"

Jorts (and Jean) (@jortsthecat) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Hello I am a human. I pay money to leave my empty car outside. I have a “coffee table” that needs a second thing to put my coffee down on

Hello I am a human. I pay money to leave my empty car outside. I have a “coffee table” that needs a second thing to put my coffee down on