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You know, I’m kinda over people gloating about the FAFO of MAGA who voted for Trump and are now feeling the consequences of it. Because the reality is, it’s not just them getting what they voted for, I’M getting what they voted for. And that’s nothing for me to be happy about…

This is the ridiculous MAGA bullshit Elon's algorithm tries to feed you

This isn't leadership, it's half-assed internet trolling. How could you dumb yokels vote for this?

When I troll people I put my whole MF ass in the game

I told a joke about how an Illinois woman gave birth to a 17 pound Russet potato in 1994 and that's why Charlie Kirk blocked me

Catturd blocked me for a joke about him being my lost pet cat, and I lured him home with a family-sized bag of Cool Ranch Doritos.

General Mike Flynn blocked me when I convinced him I was Jean-Claude Van Damme on Christmas night (My name was Jean-Claude 𝗗𝗮𝗺𝗻 𝗩𝗮𝗻 at the time, and I drive a cargo van in my profile picture)

No charges for terrorism? This wasn't just a simple case of stalking, it was a political assassination

Forever Wars are good now

To Pam Bondi damaging a Tesla during a protest is considered terrorism, but murdering a Minnesota state lawmaker is just typical old "stalking"

Oh good, they're finally figuring it out

Forgiato Blow blocked me for this:

Do you read my tweets in Liam Neeson's voice? Good because that's how I write them

It would be hilarious if Iran's big suprirse is to release the Epstein files

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It's important to note that on Elon's drug test results (he posted) the person who collected the urine sample is a woman, which means she wasn't in the room when the sample was collected. I smell bullshit Sissy SpaceX

BREAKING NEWS: KRISTI NOEM RUSHED TO HOSPITAL FOR ALLERGIC REACTION AFTER BEING BLESSED WITH HOLY WATER

This is some good advice

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