#WhatCAHWants

#IU part of top 25 #LGBTQ-friendly campuses. bit.ly/1JigDNI

If a girl tags a makeup artist on Instagram and forgets to introduce her as "the amazing and talented," she goes to jail for 5 years.

watch meat dip/ now watch meat nae nae.

It turns out drinking a bottle of wine for lunch makes me intensely depressed by 8pm so I'm gonna spend my evening crying over cooking shows

Transgender people deserve respect, safety, and equal treatment everywhere. Good move by TSA. x.com/thehill/status…

“Even if people don’t vote for me in November, I’m going to be for them and for you every single day.”

Keep ‘em on their toes. atmlb.com/1Y8IZju

Mike Pence visiting my tower today. Apparently the certain elevator bank has to be back from lunch BY noon. The government dictating when you eat lunch is just SO SILLY TO ME Donald J. Trump The Vice President